Coronation Street

[Duff Man]

I should have listened to you dude. I will go to bed a dissapointed man.

[Lucky Pierre]

Fuckinghell, Cain. Make us work for it why don't you?

[Anubis]

That is pretty poor, isn't it. Was that at Section 31's mum's BBQ?

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Norris is quite funny. Have to admit.

 

I found a topless picture of Kym Marsh. Unfortunately, it wasn't as good as I was expecting.

 

 

She's just had a tit job an all

[Lucky Pierre]

Let's get retro with a bit of Candice:

Who wants a go at Sarah-Lou:

[Carradona]

Rita? Emily?

[Section_31]

Candice was a skank, she looked a bit simple too, how she made it into that FHM top 100thing was fucking mystifying.

[Lucky Pierre]

Rita? Emily?

Whatever floats your boat...

[Carradona]

Emily reminds me of my 17 year old neighbour back in Belfast. Worryingly, my neighbour is a male.

 

Very weird child.

[cbk]

I would ride Kym Marsh until the cows come home.

 

She gets better each year.

[Guest simon]

I would ride Kym Marsh until the cows come home.

 

She gets better each year.

 

You would ride her. She got a cock then? aye?

 

If not here this would help if your into that.

[Mendoza]

[sparta7]

seriously lads, fit women or no fit women, its hours of your life spent watching that shit that you'll never get back.

 

Is the correct answer.

 

Just had my daughter to stay at the weekend, so I have had to sit with her and watch the omnibus editions of that Manc yawnfest and Eastenders, a program where every person in it has had the joy of life sucked out of them. Absolutely wretched programmes the pair of them.

[Carradona]

[Carradona]

There are some horrible girls in the background of that photo. Luckily Michelle Keegan is in the foreground.

[Carradona]

[Trumo]

How come no-one in soaps stays in to watch a soap? They all piss off to the pub of an evening. If this were true of real life, where do the soaps get their viewing figures?

 

Back on topic. Samia Smith:drool: Kym Marsh:drool: Michelle Keegan:drool:

 

That's all.

[Carradona]

Blanche is hilarious!

[Carradona]

And Norris too.

[Mendoza]

Question is: Fizz, would you?

 

[Section_31]

^^ I would, but only if she agreed to wear a Viking helmet.

[She Knows It]

I reckon Fizz looks quite pretty off set.

[Carradona]

My jizz would go nowhere near Fizz.

 

Eugh.

[odris]

I would, she isn't that bad looking, gingeritis apart.

[hamstrung]

This is the only reason to watch corrie

 

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