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Wank Ban


Ginny
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I used to love a wank after getting home at the end of a night on the pills.

 

Would last for hours.

A few times I had to make an excuse to leave a friend's house when we were all pilled up so I could go home and have a wank.

 

I'm one of the few people I know that doesn't suffer from pilly-willy. I'm the exact opposite, soon as the thought of sex enters my head that's all I'll think about and spend the rest of the night trying my hardest to get my end away. Took some MD last month for the first time in forever at a warehouse rave thing and when I went for a leak the brief contact I had with my dick set me off. Unfortunately I didn't meeet any sexy ladies, but when I looked back at the photos it wasn't exactly surprising.

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A few times I had to make an excuse to leave a friend's house when we were all pilled up so I could go home and have a wank.

 

I'm one of the few people I know that doesn't suffer from pilly-willy. I'm the exact opposite, soon as the thought of sex enters my head that's all I'll think about and spend the rest of the night trying my hardest to get my end away. Took some MD last month for the first time in forever at a warehouse rave thing and when I went for a leak the brief contact I had with my dick set me off. Unfortunately I didn't meeet any sexy ladies, but when I looked back at the photos it wasn't exactly surprising.

 

This.

 

"Your place or mine love?"

 

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"Fuck off"

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A few times I had to make an excuse to leave a friend's house when we were all pilled up so I could go home and have a wank.

 

I'm one of the few people I know that doesn't suffer from pilly-willy. I'm the exact opposite, soon as the thought of sex enters my head that's all I'll think about and spend the rest of the night trying my hardest to get my end away. Took some MD last month for the first time in forever at a warehouse rave thing and when I went for a leak the brief contact I had with my dick set me off. Unfortunately I didn't meeet any sexy ladies, but when I looked back at the photos it wasn't exactly surprising.

This scenario pretty much put a stop to me doing drugs. As soon as the lines came out id be hunting every slut in the place trying to get my leg over and if that failed id be home ringing every bird in my phone book. Bad times. Drugs just turn me into a sex pest.

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Me and Mrs Turdseye haven't spoken of it but there's been a child lock on the broadband for the last two days. It may be there for legitimate reasons but I don't want to be the one to bring it up. Thank fuck for 3G.

Sounds like she is on her own two week ban.

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Me and Mrs Turdseye haven't spoken of it but there's been a child lock on the broadband for the last two days. It may be there for legitimate reasons but I don't want to be the one to bring it up. Thank fuck for 3G.

 

Must be in her name.  I got an email off Sky the other day asking me to let them know what level of age controls I wanted on the broadband. 

 

I didn't reply, I was too busy masterbating furiously. 

 

Will just try pictures of naked women next time and save five minutes.

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This scenario pretty much put a stop to me doing drugs. As soon as the lines came out id be hunting every slut in the place trying to get my leg over and if that failed id be home ringing every bird in my phone book. Bad times. Drugs just turn me into a sex pest.

That and you just being a sex pest.

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