Capuchin Molnkey

[Guest simon]

I want one bad i found the for free how ace is that.

[She Knows It]

I want one bad i found the for free how ace is that.

 

Whoa! Slow down, boy. Now tell us again nice and slowly.

[Guest simon]

Whoa! Slow down, boy. Now tell us again nice and slowly.

 

Pardon i just been looking at them. My flatmate don't want one i'm gutted.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Pardon i just been looking at them. My flatmate don't want one i'm gutted.

 

You're just not selling it to him right.

Edited May 2, 2009 by Ezekiel 25:17

[Guest simon]

Your just not selling it to him right.

 

He reckons they vermin.

[Croque Monsieur]

[Ezekiel 25:17]

He reckons they vermin.

 

Tell him HE'S vermin.

[philyhamann]

Did you just read Y - The Last Man?

[Charles Penrose]

How about you put aside your own particularly selfish desires and try to understand that such an animal could never be happy or fulfilled when living with you.

 

You wouldn't be able to give it a natural life, the correct food or the proper care. All you'd have is an unhappy animal for your own amusement. Shit like this winds me up.

 

Try again.

[Guest simon]

How about you put aside your own particularly selfish desires and try to understand that such an animal could never be happy or fulfilled when living with you.

 

You wouldn't be able to give it a natural life, the correct food or the proper care. All you'd have is an unhappy animal for your own amusement. Shit like this winds me up.

 

Try again.

Yes i would im very financially stable now.

[She Knows It]

Yes i would im very financially stable now.

 

Stable enough to afford a jungle in your back garden, with a cargo net, a tyre hanging from a rope, and loads of bananas?

[hamstrung]

Stable enough to afford a jungle in your back garden, with a cargo net, a tyre hanging from a rope, and loads of bananas?

 

Will the monkey be indoors watching telly while Simon plays?

[Guest simon]

well i was gonna have trellises and stuff everywhere and stuff like that and it would never be bored as they are like my favorite animal. But its out of the question because my flat mate dont like them thinks there vermin.

[Fugitive]

You should be banned from keeping Animals after the death of your Dog.

[Guest simon]

You should be banned from keeping Animals after the death of your Dog.

 

Please my dog is not dead.

[RedKnight]

So who would be the brains of the outfit? My money is on the monkey.

[Croque Monsieur]

well i was gonna have trellises and stuff everywhere and stuff like that and it would never be bored as they are like my favorite animal. But its out of the question because my flat mate dont like them thinks there vermin.

 

How does the fact that an animal is 'your favourite' mean it won't get bored?

 

Anyway, I suspect this is all a big wind-up.

[Fugitive]

You can't even spell Monkey correctly.

 

You should never ever be given an opportunity to own a Monkey. You are simple at the best of times but the thought of you taking care of a Monkey makes me feel very uneasy.

[RedKnight]

The monkey would look after him.

 

"It's my favourite animal" is something a six year old would say.

[Guest simon]

You can't even spell Monkey correctly.

 

You should never ever be given an opportunity to own a Monkey. You are simple at the best of times but the thought of you taking care of a Monkey makes me feel very uneasy.

 

Thats a miss typed mistake.

[Croque Monsieur]

You can't even spell Monkey correctly.

 

You should never ever be given an opportunity to own a Monkey. You are simple at the best of times but the thought of you taking care of a Monkey makes me feel very uneasy.

 

I'm beginning to think Simon is not what he seems. I think he's actually a confederation of top psychiatrists/psychologists conducting some sort of subtle experiment. His frankly bonkers outpourings are designed to provoke specific responses from the people unfortunate enough to read them, from which the head shrinkers will draw conclusions about the state of the modern computer-literate society. Or something.

[hamstrung]

Yes i would im very financially stable now.

 

Are you working now then or are you doing something we should be worried about?

[Scott_M]

Hilarious thread.

[mattyq]

Simon's not simple. He's just realised that most of modern life's shit and full of materialist nonsense which clutters the soul and clogs the mind.

Look on him as as engaging in a contemporary version of the 'Good Life' although without Felicity Kendall it's hard going.

Wish his spelling/grammar would improve - de-cluttering can go too far

[Fugitive]

Yes i would im very financially stable now.

 

So is Amy Winehouse but would you trust her to look after a Monkey???

 

"It's my favourite Animal"

 

Fucking hell, you really are retarded.