Pervwatch

[Fugitive]

I'm planning on starting a new weekly feature in two weeks time.

 

Basically, I will scour the Beaches of Ibiza with my trusty Camera and post a selection of what has been catching the Fugitives eye that week and have a vote. I will then track down the winner and present them with a Certificate.

 

I'm also going to get as many famous people as I can to pose with a Liverpool Way sign and post them all on here. My top target is P. Diddy after my previous run in with him. I should be able toi get access to a fair few of them and will do my best to get random 'celebs' such as Big Brother rejects to show their support.

 

More challenges are currently being thought up and will be posted in due course.

[Kevin D]

Poor mans Pandawatch.

[JohnnyH]

Brilliant stuff. Look forward to it. Any side boob, or upskirt shots greatly appreciated.

[odris]

This sounds like a good plan, keep us updated regularly.

[Sweeney287]

May the Force be with you Fuge.

[Fugitive]

I'm going to ask them for Photo's. I'll say I'm taking them for the Cream website and you can Guarantee any bird on the Beach will be up for a few snaps.

 

They will then be uploaded onto here.

[Flying Pig]

I would suggest wearing trunks on the beach.

 

I am looking forward to majestic shots of the sea at sundown and pics of the lesser spotted greek warbler. Please don't let yourself down with rudey pics, that would be bad. But let us decided on that.

 

[Fugitive]

There is Wifi in the reception area of the place I'm staying so I'll be able to get on fairly often. The Celeb one will be tough though because 90% of them are absolute cunts and I'll enjoy the challenge. The lad I'm going over with has agreed to join me in my quest and he is fucking funny. He does not give a fuck about what he says and will push just that little bit more.

 

If anything goes wrong, I have my fall guy.

[Section_31]

Oh hell yeah!!!

 

See if you can get Puff Daddy (or whatever the fuck he calls himself these days) wearing a Tom Ross bummed my sister T Shirt.

[Bogman]

Ben D'over?

[Fugitive]

Oh hell yeah!!!

 

See if you can get Puff Daddy (or whatever the fuck he calls himself these days) wearing a Tom Ross bummed my sister T Shirt.

 

That would be fucking funny.

 

P. Diddy, Paris Hilton, Fat Ronaldo, Sarah from Girls Aloud and the Hippy looking one from Take That are definites as they go to Cream a few times every year without fail.

 

You can add a load of Footy players, Big Brother rejects and a few big celebs will make an appearance as well.

 

The chances are slim but I'll try and get a few to do it.

 

I'll be able to get a load of DJ's to do it fairly easily though.

[mattyq]

You dirty little perv, Fuge.

I approve wholeheartedly

[Hand Shandy]

Comedy pictures of people who have 'over-indulged' would also provide entertainment...

[Hooch]

Great idea la, looking forward to the results.

[Fugitive]

I may have some support in the shape of a DJ playing at Cream to help on the Liverpool Way/Celeb campaign hahaha

[Stu Monty]

I may have some support in the shape of a DJ playing at Cream to help on the Liverpool Way/Celeb campaign hahaha

 

Any GF specific stuff will attain maximum rep, Fuge.

[Hand Shandy]

Are you going to neg yourself if you post a f********r on here Fuge?

[Alan Sex]

I could do that and get away with it - I would just hide behind my erection. People would marvel at the pinky-purple monolith on the beach. Until me cock got sunburned, of course.

[Fugitive]

Are you going to neg yourself if you post a f********r on here Fuge?

 

Yes.

 

In fact, they will be posted on the *F.

[Hand Shandy]

Commitment and dedication to the cause.

 

Very laudable.

[Nick Leeson]

I want P. Diddy to sign up and neg me. That would be the pinnacle of my GF career.

[manwiththestick]

I think this thread may have to have sticky status.

[Hand Shandy]

That will depend on the quality of the birds.

 

Ba-doom-tish!

 

I thank you...

 

*taxi!!*

[Jennings]

Looking forward to the results of this.

 

When I go to a beach in Europe, I get used to seeing all the hotties with their knockers out. Kind of de-sensitised to the exposed knockers. But when a new one turns up, watching them take their top off is still captivating.

 

I hope Mrs Jennings never logs on here!

[Anubis]

Anyone going to run a vbookie event on how long it takes Fuge to get arrested?