Killer Flu...

[The-Sir]

[Alan Sex]

 

Nice pic, eh!

[The-Sir]

Shame on me.

[Melchett]

Shame on me.

 

I would be proud.

[Melchett]

snout wrong with her, i deffo would

[Hermes]

snout wrong with her, i deffo would

 

Seriously? she's a pig!!!

[The-Sir]

Pandemic 2 and other Free Internet games @ CrazyMonkeyGames.com

 

Nice little game to take our minds off this whole flu business.

[She Knows It]

On the news now that preliminary analysis of this flu have shown it's a "fairly mild strain", causing death in about 0.01% of sufferers.

 

It could mutate into a deadly killer, but is no more likely to than any other strain of flu.

[Section_31]

On the news now that preliminary analysis of this flu have shown it's a "fairly mild strain", causing death in about 0.01% of sufferers.

 

It could mutate into a deadly killer, but is no more likely to than any other strain of flu.

 

It would probably be a good idea to catch this fucker while it's mild in order to build immunity, then if and when it gets worse and starts capping motherfuckers, I'll be giving it the 28 Days Later in my gaff eating tinned fruit. Job done.

 

Tell you what though, Britain's ace sometimes. They were going on before saying that the hotter countries will get it bad but our flu season is coming to an end, plus we've got Tamiflu coming out of our arse.

 

 

*sings in the style of David Essex

 

Rock-On!

[She Knows It]

It would probably be a good idea to catch this fucker while it's mild in order to build immunity, then if and when it gets worse and starts capping motherfuckers, I'll be giving it the 28 Days Later in my gaff eating tinned fruit. Job done.

 

Tell you what though, Britain's ace sometimes. They were going on before saying that the hotter countries will get it bad but our flu season is coming to an end, plus we've got Tamiflu coming out of our arse.

 

 

*sings in the style of David Essex

 

Rock-On!

 

Quite. I'm going to hang around the airport for a few days till I get the shithouse flu that just gives you a runny nose. Then I'll be impervious to it's ninja cousin that's going to evolve.

 

You play it down like it's some kind of remote possibility.

 

It's no more or less remote than the same scenario arising with any other strain of flu that's about, but we haven't been having hysterics over it. Even the common cold could mutate into something potentially fatal. It might happen, just the same as we might get hit by a colossal meteor.

[dennis tooth]

On the news now that preliminary analysis of this flu have shown it's a "fairly mild strain", causing death in about 0.01% of sufferers.

 

It could mutate into a deadly killer, but is no more likely to than any other strain of flu.

 

Course it's more likely to mutate than more stable varieties, it's new which means it's more likely to mutate than the others.

It would be nice to watch a woman struggle with a mutated man flu but sadly they are not transmittable between the sexes. I'm happy to see the humble pig having it's revenge on these human-folk. For the record I'm really something and nothing at all, like Tom Bombadil so I can say that.

[jacco maccaco]

The Acute Hospital I work in has NO alert levels over this.

 

Nothing.

 

nada.

 

zilch.

 

Make of that what you will.

[Section_31]

The Acute Hospital I work in has NO alert levels over this.

 

Nothing.

 

nada.

 

zilch.

 

Make of that what you will.

 

Strange, I was on the blower to the local PCT today and they said they're 'up to their ears' in it. Unless they just wanted me to fuck off, it worked actually.

[jacco maccaco]

Strange, I was on the blower to the local PCT today and they said they're 'up to their ears' in it. Unless they just wanted me to fuck off, it worked actually.

 

My wife works at a PCT and the only alert they have is over clinic and GP security levels due to Tamiflu stocks.

 

Although I am non-clinical in the hospital there has been absolutely no alerts to date over this.

 

NHS Direct however is another matter.

[Newport]

It's just a regular flu with a fancy name. It's like calling herpes snakeburns.

 

Fuck you WHO, you know fuck all, just admit it.

[RedAloy]

Ah ****

 

Someone just caught it near me and everyone is jumping off buildings in terror

 

Hell, if it gets me a few days off work, infect me

[Alan Sex]

[Alan Sex]

[Melchett]

I really hope Swine Flu isn't sexually transmitted...

 

The little mexican boy in my basement has been coughing alot recently.

[MAC5]

To anybody in Manchester that is suffering with fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dry mouth, breathing problems, cold sweats, shivers, shakes and hallucinations. Don’t panic, you do not have swine flu.

 

You need to call your drug dealer. That smack you bought earlier is wearing off.

[Faustus]

A woman in Kirkby's been diagnosed with it, hasn't she?

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

south glos 10 miles from my door! im sleeping with a baseball bat under the pillow tonight to beat off this fiend.

[She Knows It]

A woman in Kirkby's been diagnosed with it, hasn't she?

 

Yeah, and her husband has been diagnosed today.

[Melchett]

I'm just gonna sit back, relax and watch the bacon prices fall!

[The Special One]

They said a black president would be elected when pigs fly.

 

Whadya know...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get my coat.