The drunk thread.

[The Great Jacko]

The missus has just gone to bed and it's a toss up between a wank, Jules Holland and his recordedathon and some Xbox plus headphones.

 

I might do Vodka, Film, Xbox and wanking although that seems mighty optimistic from where I'm sitting (alone on the sofa).

[Nunavut Patrick]

the travel and tribulations of NP are legendary and continue to be so

 

Happy New Year matey and may the Heineken go down a treat. I'm on shitty budwieser now as its the only lager my mum drinks. its a poor do

 

Your poor Mum, I was surprised at the amount of Budweiser in England. Get her on the Stella..... son beater.

[George Costanza]

Your poor Mum, I was surprised at the amount of Budweiser in England. Get her on the Stella..... son beater.

 

She doesn't drink at the best of times, Stella would kill her. Besides i thought you were against all things Belgian.

[Nunavut Patrick]

She doesn't drink at the best of times, Stella would kill her. Besides i thought you were against all things Belgian.

 

I'm getting soft in my advanced age; the fight for the Congo, their waffles and fancy sea shell chocolates, Rwanda, etc. I've still got no time for the bastards.

 

I even ate loads of Brussels sprouts this Christmas.

[George Costanza]

spouts are lovely, along with mushy peas they provide ace farts

[Guest Pistonbroke]

The missus has just gone to bed and it's a toss up between a wank, Jules Holland and his recordedathon and some Xbox plus headphones.

 

I might do Vodka, Film, Xbox and wanking although that seems mighty optimistic from where I'm sitting (alone on the sofa).

 

My missus is on the blob, i'll have to settle for a blow job. Oh the hardship of it all. Jim Beam bottle nearly emptied and i might just fuck off to bed after me job.

[George Costanza]

My missus is on the blob, i'll have to settle for a blow job. Oh the hardship of it all. Jim Beam bottle nearly emptied and i might just fuck off to bed after me job.

 

throw one up the shitter. good way to bring in the new year

[The Great Jacko]

fuck you with your oportunity for BJ's I'm restricted to virginal sex or nothing. Although my missus did say when pushed earlier that she would prefer it up her Gary rather than the mouth - I shall report back at some point over the next few months. Wish me luck all - Sargent Jacko out :?!?!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

throw one up the shitter. good way to bring in the new year

 

I can honestly say i'm happy she doesn't like that. I hate being in a tight spot, if i'm not going to pot the red then i ain't going to get a chance to sink the brown.

[William_Ulsterman]

on the fourth bottle of champagne and stone sober, might break out the poteen as i can see this is gonna be a long night.

[Unrighteous]

Fuck all your BJ getting bastards. Looks like the gf has drank too much tonight.

[Unrighteous]

Funny... right after I posted that. The girlfriend requested my presence in the bedroom. Go figure.

[Andriy Voronin]

Ahh new years day....having drunk and in good form, shooting bitches with MAN GUNS all iun a game's play for a "PLAYA" like me and others on here.

 

My bitch just called me in too.....COINCIDENCE??? I think not. Bitches love the MAN GUN when its the special occasion

 

I'll send you a vid UNRIGHTOUS if you send me one :drool::drool:

[melons]

Fuck all your BJ getting bastards. Looks like the gf has drank too much tonight.

 

Funny... right after I posted that. The girlfriend requested my presence in the bedroom. Go figure.

 

Lance for some reason i had you down as more then a half hour job done man. I'm disappointed; and i'm not your girlfriend.

 

 

 

edit, 21 minutes??

 

 

 

 

As for the rest of you on abut BJ's, your on the GF - its suck treats. Your also all dreaming, we women are not ones to wait around with our gobs around your pieces waiting for your drunken arses to finish the job, you can't, your all wastes of space when pissed. Your on your own.

 

 

 

I'm also stuck in the bedroom getting a kid to sleep. You fuckers.

[JohnnyH]

Broke up with my GF 3 days ago, so I've drank a lot and had a decent time tonight and am fairly happy. Bring on 2010.

[Guest PurpleNose]

absoluteley fucjed

[hamstrung]

Hahahaha you spelt it wrong.

[odris]

I went out at 6pm and came back at 10 for a bit, then went to a party to show my face and ended up staying until 3am without drinking at all. I was driving though and couldn't be assed forking out for a rip off taxi so that's why i didn't drink. Now i am home and about to eat my way through a selection box, happy days.

[She Knows It]

Wasn't as good as I'd planned.

 

Happy New Year everybody. I love you all very, very much! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

ETA: I mean I wasn't as good as I'd planned, not the night, which was fantastic. Happy new year! (I said that with the emphasis on 'new', like a yank).

[Red Phoenix]

Somehow I had 3 failed login attempts and had to wait 15 mins. Am in a right state anyway, happy new year all.

[Red Phoenix]

Feel like I'm on the verge of being sick, time to man up and have another drink. Fuck spewing!

 

Happy new year to Aaliyah too.

[The-Sir]

I'm not even that drunk. I'm still coherant, I was just having a tendancy to post Pixies lyrics before, for some reason. Happy Birthday, you gang of bollocks.

 

Did anyone watch Joools Holland before? It was brilliant. Al Murray (who I've never really liked but have somewhat of a newfound respect for him now) was absolutely bladdered, trampled over David Coulthard, knocked red wine over some girls bright white jacket and whenever Jools went to talk to him replied with "Hootenanny". About 7 times. Hahahaha.

 

Want to hear my joke about butter?

 

Nahhhh you might spread it.

 

Margerines much more spreadable. Shit on toast though.

[melons]

In my pj's and bed's next.

 

Get in, i've just done 48 hour stint with just 6 hours sleep.

 

I've not done that since i was breast feeding, I fucking rule. That is all.

 

Good night, good morning, what ever. Happy new year! (i think i may of said that already?)

[odris]

It's never a good thing when you have to go pick your mum up from a party at 5:30am. She passed out in the back of my car.

[Guest PurpleNose]

Woken up still a bit pissed. Remembering the kareoke, girl in the toilets, and throwing a kebab at a passing police car.

 

Food or more sleep?