The drunk thread.

[Ezekiel 25:17 3,282]

 

 

Oh the memories.

[Rick Sanchez C-137 5,165]

Am severely drunk. Send help.

[General Dryness 9,069]

Oh the memories.

Who's that in the picture?

[Remmie 5,532]

Who's that in the picture?

Ted, possibly before your time.

[Karl_b 1,450]

Ted, possibly before your time.

And Monty the Tank Engine.

[General Dryness 9,069]

Ted, possibly before your time.

 

Cheers Rem, yeah I think I vaguely remember seeing that name around.

[Captain Turdseye 11,918]

Where’s the hangover thread?

[Nunavut Patrick 4,840]

Watching Aussie rules footy

 

Still freak me out that it’s kike dead winter in Australia lol

 

How cold

Is it

 

Snakes and wombats hibernated

 

Love the midnight oils....

[Jennings 3,188]

Just popped in to say, Jennings is still up and owning it like a boss!!

[littletedwest 2,286]

Anyone else go red when they drink? Used to be if I drank twice in a few days, now it's all the time. Googled it and it's called Asian flush ( im not asian)  I can do a month off, four bottlesand I look like an alchy

[Sugar Ape 13,341]

My mate used to have red blotches come up all over his face if he had a drink with grenadine in it.

 

We used to ask for a little bit in his pint or whatever spirit he was having. Good times. Have to start doing it again.

[Captain Howdy 921]

26 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Anyone else go red when they drink? Used to be if I drank twice in a few days, now it's all the time. Googled it and it's called Asian flush ( im not asian)  I can do a month off, four bottlesand I look like an alchy

I’ve got an Asian mate and that absolutely happens to him

[RJ Fan club 1,199]

On 23/05/2014 at 23:56, Stouffer said:

Kebap Mumrah; everybody's friend.

Could murder a Kebap.

 

The lads who run the Kebab shop in our village are on holiday for 6 weeks.

 

 

[Mudface 3,354]

I'm too hungover to find the hangover thread, but for future reference, thinking, 'I'll just have a glass of wine to finish off' at midnight after drinking a load of beer is a fatally bad idea. Especially when you come to at 5:30, sitting in your computer chair outside of 2 bottles of wine.

[Colonel Kurtz 346]

I’m proper hungover today. Shared 3 bottles of wine and a bottle of champers with Mrs Kurtz on the sofa, listening to music and just chatting. Nice evening but fuck me I feel old today. Staring listlessly at the community shield and eating chocolate buttons. 

[TheHowieLama 10,728]

2 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

 Staring listlessly at the community shield and eating chocolate buttons. 

Carpe Diem

[lifetime fan 10,772]

The missus found me crying in the bathroom because I couldn’t find my way out 5 o’clock this morning. 

[YorkshireRed 585]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

The missus found me crying in the bathroom because I couldn’t find my way out 5 o’clock this morning. 

Serves you right for breaking into your neighbours house and attempting your business in unfamiliar surroundings. 

[Elite 8,595]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

The missus found me crying in the bathroom because I couldn’t find my way out 5 o’clock this morning. 

Not your fault she put the Christmas tree blocking the exit mate.

 

 

 

[Elite 8,595]

Nothing like completely losing your bearings whilst pissed.

 

When I was 18 I went to Anglesey with my Auntie and Uncle in their static caravan for a few days. I got completely hammered one night and upon waking up about 3am for a piss I ended up getting into their bed and my auntie screamed the place down. Nothing kinky, they were both in their 70's.

 

[YorkshireRed 585]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

Nothing like completely losing your bearings whilst pissed.

 

When I was 18 I went to Anglesey with my Auntie and Uncle in their static caravan for a few days. I got completely hammered one night and upon waking up about 3am for a piss I ended up getting into their bed and my auntie screamed the place down. Nothing kinky, they were both in their 70's.

 

Similar happened to me many years ago. I shared a house at the time with a mate.
 

After a night out I managed to persuade a lady to accompany me home for below average sex (for her, not me. I had a great time). 

 

At some point in the small hours I visited the toilet but, on the way back, took a wrong turn and climbed into bed with my mate, rather than my earlier conquest. 
 

Not sure how long I was there but when he woke me with some choice expletives, I was convinced it was him in the wrong room, not me. 
 

Oh how we laughed the next day. 

[A Red 2,908]

A couple of years ago one of our neighbours sons went out for a quiet drink and woke up the next morning, with no idea how he got there, 30 miles away in a caravan at Gnome world