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Anyone else go red when they drink? Used to be if I drank twice in a few days, now it's all the time. Googled it and it's called Asian flush ( im not asian)  I can do a month off, four bottlesand I look like an alchy

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My mate used to have red blotches come up all over his face if he had a drink with grenadine in it.

 

We used to ask for a little bit in his pint or whatever spirit he was having. Good times. Have to start doing it again.

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26 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Anyone else go red when they drink? Used to be if I drank twice in a few days, now it's all the time. Googled it and it's called Asian flush ( im not asian)  I can do a month off, four bottlesand I look like an alchy

I’ve got an Asian mate and that absolutely happens to him

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On 23/05/2014 at 23:56, Stouffer said:

Kebap Mumrah; everybody's friend.

Could murder a Kebap.

 

The lads who run the Kebab shop in our village are on holiday for 6 weeks.

 

 

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I'm too hungover to find the hangover thread, but for future reference, thinking, 'I'll just have a glass of wine to finish off' at midnight after drinking a load of beer is a fatally bad idea. Especially when you come to at 5:30, sitting in your computer chair outside of 2 bottles of wine.

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I’m proper hungover today. Shared 3 bottles of wine and a bottle of champers with Mrs Kurtz on the sofa, listening to music and just chatting. Nice evening but fuck me I feel old today. Staring listlessly at the community shield and eating chocolate buttons. 

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1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

The missus found me crying in the bathroom because I couldn’t find my way out 5 o’clock this morning. 

Serves you right for breaking into your neighbours house and attempting your business in unfamiliar surroundings. 

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1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

The missus found me crying in the bathroom because I couldn’t find my way out 5 o’clock this morning. 

Not your fault she put the Christmas tree blocking the exit mate.

 

 

 

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Nothing like completely losing your bearings whilst pissed.

 

When I was 18 I went to Anglesey with my Auntie and Uncle in their static caravan for a few days. I got completely hammered one night and upon waking up about 3am for a piss I ended up getting into their bed and my auntie screamed the place down. Nothing kinky, they were both in their 70's.

 

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2 hours ago, Elite said:

Nothing like completely losing your bearings whilst pissed.

 

When I was 18 I went to Anglesey with my Auntie and Uncle in their static caravan for a few days. I got completely hammered one night and upon waking up about 3am for a piss I ended up getting into their bed and my auntie screamed the place down. Nothing kinky, they were both in their 70's.

 

Similar happened to me many years ago. I shared a house at the time with a mate.
 

After a night out I managed to persuade a lady to accompany me home for below average sex (for her, not me. I had a great time). 

 

At some point in the small hours I visited the toilet but, on the way back, took a wrong turn and climbed into bed with my mate, rather than my earlier conquest. 
 

Not sure how long I was there but when he woke me with some choice expletives, I was convinced it was him in the wrong room, not me. 
 

Oh how we laughed the next day. 

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A couple of years ago one of our neighbours sons went out for a quiet drink and woke up the next morning, with no idea how he got there, 30 miles away in a caravan at Gnome world

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For some inexplicable reason I started drinking heavily at about 2:45pm today. And now I can't sleep and the room is spinning.

 

I wish I was 15 again and could just vomit and sleep in my own sick and wake up feeling relatively ok.

 

Fuck 30+

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7 hours ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

For some inexplicable reason I started drinking heavily at about 2:45pm today. And now I can't sleep and the room is spinning.

 

I wish I was 15 again and could just vomit and sleep in my own sick and wake up feeling relatively ok.

 

Fuck 30+

Early start that. I'd have been in bed by about 7pm.

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4 hours ago, Elite said:

Early start that. I'd have been in bed by about 7pm.

 

Didn't know what else to do after the unmentionable.

 

I remember writing that message and it taking me about 15 mins to get the spelling correct haha.

 

Thankfully, no hangover. I think eating myself into a coma with pizza after helped tremendously. Just a bit tired.

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