The drunk thread.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I have the DT's, probably best if I just open a bottle and carry on the movement. 

[Fowlers God]

A couple of pints Sunday lunch time and two bottles of red yesterday afternoon. Asleep by 1730. Alarm was set for 0245 and I was up at 0045. Fucking great

[the chimp]

I am far from Olly Reed but everyone I have met in Sydney has left today, fucked (not just left a borng Chimp but fucked off entirely). I am back in the hotel as Frogmella has gone to work in Star (if you're in NSW you'll know). Bored.

[Nunavut Patrick]

I am far from Olly Reed but everyone I have met in Sydney has left today, fucked (not just left a borng Chimp but fucked off entirely). I am back in the hotel as Frogmella has gone to work in Star (if you're in NSW you'll know). Bored.

You are getting hookers and rails?

[Bjornebye]

Im getting on the red wine tonight. Strained my lower back playing squash on tuesday and have been in agony ever since so I have earned the right to fuck myself up.

[Rushies tash]

Just exchanged contracts on our house move after four fucking months of being dicked around by idiots in the chain we were in. Has been touch and go in the last few weeks whether it was actually going to happen at all.

 

So we're going to get lashed tonight. Cheers everyone x

[ZonkoVille77]

Went to see the Happy Mondays last night and got mashed on MDMA and Heineken. There's hamsters having a race around my brain at the moment. Fuck that for a game of soldiers. Last time for any madness, sticking to the Guinness in future and home early for a toasted ham and cheese sambo.

[Fowlers God]

Went to see the Happy Mondays last night and got mashed on MDMA and Heineken. There's hamsters having a race around my brain at the moment. Fuck that for a game of soldiers. Last time for any madness, sticking to the Guinness in future and home early for a toasted ham and cheese sambo.

 

Hahah the come down of never again. Until next time that is

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

I am far from Olly Reed but everyone I have met in Sydney has left today, fucked (not just left a borng Chimp but fucked off entirely). I am back in the hotel as Frogmella has gone to work in Star (if you're in NSW you'll know). Bored.

Yer should have give us a shout al, you still down the smoke?

[Nunavut Patrick]

Got the Fireplace Channel on, listening to christmas music.

 

Bottle of cheeky Bourgogne pinot noir consumed.

 

Its -32 outside but very mellow on the tundra, nothern lights are out.

 

Weird thing is I could sleep for ten hours and still wake up in the dark.

[Fowlers God]

Daughters birthday! What better way to celebrate. G&T and red wine! Boom

[mattyq]

Got a bad cold that's lasted forever

Decided to take the rum option

Already feeling better

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Daughters birthday! What better way to celebrate. G&T and red wine! Boom

 

Got all the family coming tomorrow to do our daughters celebrations as she had her birthday during the week. On the JB atm, lining my stomach for the inevitable vodka frenzy. 

[Tony Moanero]

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[Fowlers God]

Got all the family coming tomorrow to do our daughters celebrations as she had her birthday during the week. On the JB atm, lining my stomach for the inevitable vodka frenzy.

30 kids aged 5-7 in my house later today- I will be getting fucking sloshed later. I told my wife I will be doing all the games and dealing with kids and then as soon as the last one leaves I'm going out

[lifetime fan]

Met up with a mate I'd not seen for 12 years after an early shift today.

 

I can't remember everything but I know we ended up on Rum and disco biscuits. Arguing with some cunts about music, a lappy, dancing, and i can't dance for shit and stripping off in the bar.

[lifetime fan]

i'd worn a new pair of boxers that were lime green, when I went for a piss I had a load of green fluff on my cock.

 

So for some reason thought it a good idea to strip bollock naked and run around telling everyone I had a cock the incredible hulk would be proud of.

[General Dryness]

Outstanding work, young man.

[lifetime fan]

Only if it were true.

[Bernard Diomede]

Good work Lifey, I'm gearing up for a 36 hour flight back to Blighty in the morning having spent 4 weeks in New Zealand so I'm sending off by getting twatted on my last day and intend to see this through until I land in Manchester on Friday morning. Jet lag can fuck off

 

 

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[lifetime fan]

My fucking head.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Most of my plastered shenanigans now consist consist of getting hi

Home, stripping off and self indulging myself with tunes, Floyd, Travis, Oasis , stereophonics, The Beatles , Sea Horsrs, I cannot even describe how good it is, I fackin love it.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Had a reunion in Bielefeld with a load of people who I served with in the 80's, one lad flew in from Oklahoma, that's fucking impressive. 7:30am I staggered home, missus was a bit pissed off but hey ho. Out again in 2 hours, although she'Äs coming along with other wives, just as well we let our grey hair down last night. Suffering like fuck atm like. 

 

Sat with the George Clooney lookalike. I'm the good looking bastard with the blue T-shirt on. 

 

[Bjornebye]

Had a reunion in Bielefeld with a load of people who I served with in the 80's, one lad flew in from Oklahoma, that's fucking impressive. 7:30am I staggered home, missus was a bit pissed off but hey ho. Out again in 2 hours, although she'Äs coming along with other wives, just as well we let our grey hair down last night. Suffering like fuck atm like. 

 

Sat with the George Clooney lookalike. I'm the good looking bastard with the blue T-shirt on. 

 

 

 

Gash tats. 

 

Looks a good crowd. any news on the blondie in the white top? 

[Trumo]

Fucking hell, if Bob Mortimer was a squaddie...