The drunk thread.

[Bjornebye]

Mates over from Salt Lake City. Saying at mine for the week. All went out last night. Ended up in some bar watching a fleetwood mac tribute band trying to get one of my mates to bang his other mates mum who was also in there. Hanging today. BBQ, unmentionable and possibly some beer. 

[Fowlers God]

Just ordered loads pizza. Debating on having a beer

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm on my third cider already. Only got 3 left, good job I also have a crate of beer as back up. Tomorrow I'm gonna be hanging with bangy kidney syndrome. 

[lifetime fan]

Hangover, what hangover?

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm on Magners, 2.29€ a fucking bottle from the booze markt!!! In fact the 20 bottles I bought were more expensive than the 2 crates (2 times 20 0.5 litre) of beer by some fucking distance!!! 

 

But fuck it, a case of have or have not. 

[Bjornebye]

Hangover, what hangover?

 

 

Had a few of them last night.

[lifetime fan]

Had a few of them last night.

Gorgeous stuff.

 

State of the coffee pot in the background can testify how many I had.

[Nomad]

Been drinking alot of the Thatchers Somerset Haze, great stuff

[lifetime fan]

They've a few great specials out at the moment.

 

Out for a meal with my ol dear tonight so I'll need a few.

[lifetime fan]

My ol fella has somehow been getting 24 Tim slabs of thatchers for £8, his sheds full of it.

 

We're going for a BBQ this afternoon and I rang him last night to sort out what time he's picking us up.

 

He tells me Jen has been giving him shit all week to get the grass cut ready for the BBQ as he had the week off work.

 

Fed up of her nagging he tells her to donut herself. So she stands up and storms off to get the shed keys to get the lawnmower out.

 

Fat cunt hadn't moved so fast for 30 years.

[littletedwest]

Finished work early today. Had a few she is fucked but asking do I want to dance. In my own front room or any other time the answer is fuck off. Put a game we like on,she fucked off then the dog was sick. happy fucking days cleaning up dog sick

[Red Phoenix]

Have got some Hobgoblin, Becks, a big can of Monster energy drink, and some of my brother's vodka for later, along with some heavy techno to listen to.

 

Tomorrow morning is going to be super fun, huzzaahhh!!!

[Mook]

My missus had a works party at some boozer I've not been in for years tonight, walked in and went straight into the toilet in front of them all, had a big messy shite, came out and they were all laughing at me, I'd gone into the ladies.

 

Twat.

[General Dryness]

My missus had a works party at some boozer I've not been in for years tonight, walked in and went straight into the toilet in front of them all, had a big messy shite, came out and they were all laughing at me, I'd gone into the ladies.

 

Twat.

Just because you're in Scotland doesn't mean that the signs on the lavvy doors mean "men" or "men in kilts".

 

The one with a skirt is the ladies, for future reference.

[Mook]

Just because you're in Scotland doesn't mean that the signs on the lavvy doors mean "men" or "men in kilts".

 

The one with a skirt is the ladies, for future reference.

I thought it said 'Laddies'.

[Bjornebye]

I thought it said 'Laddies'.

 

5/1 he shits it. 

 

 

Her friend stopped over last night on their way back from Dorset. Lots of beer and tequila with a bbq then we decided to go out. Me and him were about 20 yards behind the girls when he stumbled (from new zealand not that it matters) into some fella who was with a group. Fella starts giving him shit, next thing 3 of his mates jumped me, booting my head when the dragged me to the floor. Smashed my lip to bits, head is sore as fuck as well. I'm only arsed about the hangover. Fucking tequila. 

[General Dryness]

5/1 he shits it. 

 

 

Her friend stopped over last night on their way back from Dorset. Lots of beer and tequila with a bbq then we decided to go out. Me and him were about 20 yards behind the girls when he stumbled (from new zealand not that it matters) into some fella who was with a group. Fella starts giving him shit, next thing 3 of his mates jumped me, booting my head when the dragged me to the floor. Smashed my lip to bits, head is sore as fuck as well. I'm only arsed about the hangover. Fucking tequila.

Thats a hell of a stumble mate. Couple of days worth there.

 

Anyway, I've managed to get hold of the CCTV from the incident you were talking about. Look familiar?

 

[Bjornebye]

Thats a hell of a stumble mate. Couple of days worth there.

 

Anyway, I've managed to get hold of the CCTV from the incident you were talking about. Look familiar?

 

Thats it mate nice work

[lifetime fan]

Thatchers and Guinness.

 

A good combination they make not.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Jesus it has been a long day, had 14 bottles of Weizenbier, not totally drunk which is quite frightening but I reckon I'll be in bits when my alarm clock goes off for the cricket.....fucking shitty Saturday defeats. 

[RJ Fan club]

Last night I had

6 cans of Heineken,

I bottle of Innis and Gunn

I bottle of brew dog ipa

1 bottle of Brooklyn

1 bottle of weißbier

Better part of around a bottle of red

 

 

Life could be much worse this morning

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Got a feeling that The Howie Lama might have had a few yesterday...

[littletedwest]

12 bottles of becks vier, four bottles of bud and three double vodka and red bull.

 

so pissed I ended up shagging the Mrs. bad times.

[Captain Turdseye]

I did some volunteering last night, finished early, then drove home with the windows down and The Stone Roses blasting out with the intention of getting rotten on Guinness and Baileys when I got home.

 

Saw the f******l result, got pissed off, drank one can and went to bed.

[ZonkoVille77]

Drank 9 pints of Guinness and 4 gins. I'm fucked today. And apologies if I abused any of you cunts last night.