The drunk thread.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just lost plot and spewed ,my ring, bad times

[Furmedge]

Botetles of Sol - good

Lack of food - bad

 

Tomorrow I eat bacon - good again.

[Red Phoenix]

Just lost plot and spewed ,my ring, bad times

 

Just chuckled at that, hopefully it won't come back on me later on.

 

Have been drinking moderately for most of the last 12 hours or so as I had to visit family, and am going through 6 more cans before I'm done, so will probably be drunk, but with luck not at spewing point. Then just new years eve left.

[Guest PurpleNose]

Last night was very bad.

 

I have marks.

[Fugitive]

Last night was one of the best nights I've had in years. Cream was fucking brilliant, met up with my good friends from Scotland who I met in Ibiza and had a brilliant party in the hotel afterwards.

 

My hangover was brutal this morning and I decided the only way to get rid of it was to start drinking again... it worked.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

The missus has gone to bed in a huff talikng about divorce, which leaves me at half nine with a fridge full of Stella which doesnt bode well for my powers of making up with her.

 

Stupid fucking women, always talking to themselves.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

You know you've had an interesting night out when you start the night at 10 and roll in at 9 the next morning with a bag of wispa golds, a a paper and 8 hours of scene missing.

[Crazyhorse7778]

I woke up this morning with a horrendous hangover, looked over at the table beside my bed and saw two passports (don't know either of the people) and a blue shoe sitting there.

 

No idea what happened.

[Unrighteous]

I woke up this morning with a horrendous hangover, looked over at the table beside my bed and saw two passports (don't know either of the people) and a blue shoe sitting there.

 

No idea what happened.

 

Hahaha... Fucking ace.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'm just about recovered now. I blame Christmas when I started drinking at 1pm and finished at 4am due to the Dangerously Family party. I was then up at 9 and had a joint for breakfast before tidying from the house party and going the pub again at 2pm in preparation for a certain sporting event that happened yesterday around 5:30. From that sporting event I went to another pub then into town to meet a couple of mates who I hadn't seen in a while. Went in the Hanover now it's been done up and it's a doubles bar, Double JD and coke for £3 in town which is a bonus. We then won a big bottle of Cava in a raffle that the pub was doing and went back to my mates flat and drank bucks fizz. This was on top of the beer, cider, smokes, pie and JD I had consumed that day.

 

Before I left their flat I did possible the worst smelling shit in the world then got a cab. Luckily the polo mints I always buy at the aforementioned sporting event prevented me from chucking up in the cab. I got home about 1 and proceeded to throw up, and again at 4am. Bed can't come soon enough for me

[BRAP]

Lightweights,I am about to crack open a nice rioja reserve,merry between crimbo and new year to all.

[JMARKH]

I feel mentally ill after a few days on the ale

[Paulie Dangerously]

I promised myself an early night but my brother give me some hot saki and now i've cracked open a can of the angry apples

[grazywalker]

I am on wife beater

[Lucky Pierre]

I am a wife beater

Nice.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Still cabbaged, can't see that good, can't hear except ringing, drank 16 pints of water and I'm still dehydrated like fuck, can't sleep, keep almost passing out looking at the creen so changed my contrast to it's lowest, fucking amazing,.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Ha, just found my carrier bag I came home with, three wispa golds two grab bag wotsits, a bottle of perfume with the lid missing (Elizabeth Arden pro active woman, not bad actually oh and a biro. Also just remembered having a dump in a bush somewhere and wiping my arse with my sock.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Of all the mother fucking cock sucking cunts, the first Wispa gold has NOTHING Gold about it, bastards.

[Remmie]

Haha go Zeke, be the best you can be

[Carradona]

Morgan Spice has given me one hell of a birthday hangover.

[Fugitive]

Last night is a massive blur. I remember being at the Esso garage on Sefton Street about 5am this morning buying a load of Pickled Onion Monster Munch and not knowing how I got there. Had to walk back into town and looked for a taxi for about an hour wondering where my mates had gone.

 

The last they saw of me was giving some Girl a piggy back down Hardman Street.

[Crazyhorse7778]

Last night is a massive blur. I remember being at the Esso garage on Sefton Street about 5am this morning buying a load of Pickled Onion Monster Munch and not knowing how I got there. Had to walk back into town and looked for a taxi for about an hour wondering where my mates had gone.

 

The last they saw of me was giving some Girl a piggy back down Hardman Street.

 

One of my mates did that a couple of weeks ago and the girl pissed on his back, his face when we told him was priceless as he was too drunk to realise himself.

 

It was a bit like this part of Superbad.

 

e3S0h3yzueE

[Red Phoenix]

Waheeeyyyy

 

Last day of getting pissed and then probably done for ages. Am starting now with vodka and lemonade and going for the 'drinking moderately for 12 hours' bit, that worked on boxing day and will hopefully work today aswell. Off to my mates later and have a taxi booked with my brother, but will almost surely walk back because I won't be able to hack anything but fresh air and a long walk home instead.

[Lucky Pierre]

Fuck anyone who starts drinking before 4 today. Little shits, the lot of you.

[Unrighteous]

Back from Tesco: Several bottles of wine purchased.

 

T-Minus: 4 hours till drinking.