What do you want written on your headstone?

[Redder Lurtz]

I just had a conversation with Briefs who said that she's "not sure that she'll go out tonight" which in Briefs' terms is a cast iron guarantee that she'll be staggering home from the pub about 11.30 tonight, Mississippi time. If she dies before me, which is likely and probably due to failure of the liver, I'm going to have those words carved into her tombstone.

 

I wouldn't mind "Oh and that's a bad miss" on mine.

[TheBitch]

Here lies King Bitch the 1st. Gone but not forgiven.

[Paulie Dangerously]

"Uh Oh, Spaghettios!"

[neko]

"if you're reading this, then i'm probably dead"

 

i'd get burnt to ashes anyways - or lost at sea.

[melons]

i had to do this to get some peace and quiet and you still don't leave me alone.

[stringvest]

Spike Milligan has "I told you I was ill"

 

I'm going to have something tasteful. Something like "Do your worst, pigeons. It won't be the first time some bird has shit on my chest"

[odris]

"Beloved husband, wife, son, step-mother, step-father, daughter, step-son, step-daughter, friend, cousin, aunt, uncle, great aunt, great uncle, grandson, grandaughter, mother in law, father in law, foster carer, adoption legend. You will be missed by all, lots of love, from your wife, son, step-mother, step-father, daughter, step-son, step-daughter, friend, cousin, aunt, uncle, great aunt, great uncle, grandson, grandaughter, mother in law, father in law, foster carer.

 

Make the bastards spend as much money as i can make them on me, plus this will be in my will as a request so if they don't do it i will promise to haunt them.

[Unrighteous]

Corpse stays pretty down

[Fugitive]

"Avenge me, Bert... AVENGE ME"

 

or

 

"Bit of advice, always cut the red wire first"

[Melchett]

Your next

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Check yourself before yer wreck yourself.

[Thants]

Your next

Your next what?

 

 

Here lies Thants

Slippery when wet

[Melchett]

My bird said she will put "stiff at last" on mine!

[Liverpool lad]

'it seemed like a good idea at the time'

[Melchett]

Your next what?

 

if your reading this, your next, Muhahahaha!!!!

[Flying Pig]

"I hope I'm dead".

[Uncle_Meat]

"See you all soon" on a mushroom-shaped headstone.

[Woo]

Some corkers on this thread. I can't believe I actually laughed at a post by melons.

 

I'm immortal anyway so this thread bears no relevance to me*.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I'll probably get ran over by a bus tomorrow.

[paddyberger15]

Here lies Edmund Blackadder. And he's bloody annoyed.

[Woo]

Here lies Edmund Blackadder. And he's bloody annoyed.

 

I imagine the blurb to your headstone would read "DON'T CHECK MY FREEZER".

[paddyberger15]

I imagine the blurb to your headstone would read "DON'T CHECK MY FREEZER".

 

Mine will read...

Here lies PaddyBerger15 and he would have much prefered it to have been Noos.

[sir roger]

Can you hear scraping ?

[Joe Le Taxi]

I have a message for you all: I travelled to the future then died and my body came back; BEWARE OF CHINA!

 

or: if you are reading this and are female chances are I am not really dead and am standing behind you right now.

 

GET SMASHED GATE CRASH!

[Fugitive]

"It was Professor Plum in the Library with the Candlestick!!!"

[jacco maccaco]

"I'm watching you"

 

In really small letters