Bald

[Babb'sBurstNad]

You either die with hair, or live long enough to become the baldy bastard.

[cloggypop]

I decided not to die or go bald. 

 

Going well so far. 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 15/05/2022 at 14:10, Clem H Fandango said:

47 and still have a bonce full of hair. Lucky.

55 and hair that needs cutting/clipping every week. I hate the fuckin head of hair I have and wish I was a baldie. I dont think I have the face for a full head shave though.

[an tha]

Not a lot left and couldn't give a shiny shite.

 

 

[Furmedge]

I have a fantastic head of hair. I'd go as far as saying I've the best hair in our street, and by a distance too.

[Geoff Woade]

Main reason I hate being bald is having to shave it every 2 days or I look like a half eaten Malteser. The good part is that I also have the type of face that even when I’m happy people accuse me of being fuming and I’m ridiculously tall so look like a Home and Bargain version of Stephen French, thus people tend to stand well clear. Got to enjoy the small things. 

[Preston Red]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/may/13/calling-a-man-bald-is-sexual-harassment-employment-tribunal-rules

 

Worth a look for a giggle.

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, Preston Red said:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/may/13/calling-a-man-bald-is-sexual-harassment-employment-tribunal-rules

 

Worth a look for a giggle.

Like an Onion article. 

The British Bung Company is a fantastic name too.

[Preston Red]

Just now, VladimirIlyich said:

Like an Onion article. 

The British Bung Company is a fantastic name too.

It's the kind of name I'd expect from a Carry On film too.

[VladimirIlyich]

Just now, Preston Red said:

It's the kind of name I'd expect from a Carry On film too.

My thoughts exactly.

[stringvest]

16 hours ago, Furmedge said:

I have a fantastic head of hair. I'd go as far as saying I've the best hair in our street, and by a distance too.

Slap Street, Spam-on-Thames, Baldyshire

[Bjornebye]

16 hours ago, Furmedge said:

I have a fantastic head of hair. I'd go as far as saying I've the best hair in our street, and by a distance too.

Not hard when the rest look like Alan McGee

 

 

 

 

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I would not like hair now, detract from the face, which is incredibly attractive.

[Harry's Lad]

[Furmedge]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Not hard when the rest look like Alan McGee

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hippy McGee he'd be called round ours.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Furmedge said:

Hippy McGee he'd be called round ours.

Hahahaha 

[Mudface]

19 hours ago, Geoff Woade said:

Main reason I hate being bald is having to shave it every 2 days or I look like a half eaten Malteser. The good part is that I also have the type of face that even when I’m happy people accuse me of being fuming and I’m ridiculously tall so look like a Home and Bargain version of Stephen French, thus people tend to stand well clear. Got to enjoy the small things. 

Imagine the size of his balls.

 

 

[Mook]

I managed to blag a free head shaver, I had been trying to grow it one last time but it was just patchy and pathetic so I went for it on Sunday there.

 

So far I've had:-

 

"We are never coming to stay the weekend with you again." from my kids.

 

"You look like when I'm building a computer game character but haven't got round to deciding on the hairstyle yet." from a boy at work (which I did find pretty funny).

[Mook]

I'm feeling very self conscious about it. I'm glad it's cold as I can wear my woolly Liverpool hat everywhere.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

13 minutes ago, Mook said:

I'm feeling very self conscious about it. I'm glad it's cold as I can wear my woolly Liverpool hat everywhere.

Embrace the bald, I shaved my bonce 25 years ago and it was fine. But then I’m incredibly handsome.

[Mook]

1 minute ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Embrace the bald, I shaved my bonce 25 years ago and it was fine. But then I’m incredibly handsome.

 

PM sent.

[Elite]

I shaved all mine off a few months ago. Once you get over the initial shock it's fine.

 

I'd sooner have hair like but no point trying to cling on to it when it's patchier than Stevie Wonders lawn.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

I have shave my hair every week to keep it as short as I like it. It grows faster than a Turk's beard.

[TheHowieLama]

Yea, but Mook was talking about his head fella.