Bald

[littletedwest]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

Lucky bastard. I'm 33 and definitely on the decline now, my windows peak gets sharper by the week.

My dad said it'll lose it's colour but not it's grip

[Elite]

Just now, littletedwest said:

My dad said it'll lose it's colour but not it's grip

That sounds like a euphemism.

[Kevin D]

 

[Mook]

I'm pretty terrified of going bald, it's started though. I'm covering it up with long hair at the moment but am toying with the idea of going full Joe Zawinul when the time comes...

 

 

[littletedwest]

My old man about 18 months before he died( the one with the white hair)

 

He had 3 brothers who lived into old age, two started thinning two didnt.

 

 

[Section_31]

Mine was shaved really short at the start of lockdown and I was disturbed to see it's patchy as fuck, some bald patches and some hair, I looked like the Seychelles. When I grow it I can get away with it as it thickens as it gets longer, but if i wanna shave it again ill have to Bic it I reckon.

[Vincent Vega]

I’ve got a monkey’s ass so usually just do a one all over with my clippers. 
 

Still don’t get fellas who can grow a full head of hair deciding to shave their hair to the point it’s just stubble.

[Vincent Vega]

9 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Mine was shaved really short at the start of lockdown and I was disturbed to see it's patchy as fuck, some bald patches and some hair, I looked like the Seychelles. When I grow it I can get away with it as it thickens as it gets longer, but if i wanna shave it again ill have to Bic it I reckon.

The Seychelles.
 

Haha.

[Section_31]

Why do bald men look in the mirror seeing as nothing ever changes?

[littletedwest]

As I said one of my uncles is bald,  he wears a hat even when inside. He used to dye his hair when he had it and once accidentally did it chestnut brown. Hard trying not to laugh 

[Vincent Vega]

Always found it laughable fellas covering up their baldness with a hat. I look at The Edge with his beanie hat when it’s 90 degrees and think what a stupid named baldy twat he is.

[Mook]

16 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Always found it laughable fellas covering up their baldness with a hat. I look at The Edge with his beanie hat when it’s 90 degrees and think what a stupid named baldy twat he is.

Some cunts can pull it off though...

 

 

[littletedwest]

28 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Always found it laughable fellas covering up their baldness with a hat. I look at The Edge with his beanie hat when it’s 90 degrees and think what a stupid named baldy twat he is.

He was wearing a wooly hat, he broke his hip 6 weeks ago and thank god has made a great recovery. My sister saw him yesterday and without the hat he looked miles better. He's 75 why pretend to be young at that age?

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

I'm pretty terrified of going bald, it's started though. I'm covering it up with long hair at the moment but am toying with the idea of going full Joe Zawinul when the time comes...

 

 

That's a sexy look. Might go down that route myself, gonna try and hold on till I'm around 60 though

[johnsusername]

36 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Always found it laughable fellas covering up their baldness with a hat. I look at The Edge with his beanie hat when it’s 90 degrees and think what a stupid named baldy twat he is.

The Edge's real name is Dave.

[Lee909]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

 I'm covering it up with long hair at the moment 

 

 

 

 

 

[Mook]

Just now, Lee909 said:

 

 

It's not anywhere near a comb over at this stage. Just a couple of receding bits at either side of my fringe.

 

My twin brother's is much worse than mine though so I know what's coming.

[Paul]

I started shaving mine to the bone (0 on the clippers) years ago when my hair was just starting to thin. It’s never bothered me though and I like it very short.
 

I find it really fucking weird though how obsessed with baldness some fellas are. Both those who do all that implant stuff and those with a thick head of hair who can’t stop going on about it. Seriously, who cares? Of all the things to feel insecure about, hair or the lack of it, is an odd one. 

[Vincent Vega]

12 minutes ago, Mook said:

It's not anywhere near a comb over at this stage. Just a couple of receding bits at either side of my fringe.

 

My twin brother's is much worse than mine though so I know what's coming.

 

[Section_31]

19 minutes ago, Paul said:

I started shaving mine to the bone (0 on the clippers) years ago when my hair was just starting to thin. It’s never bothered me though and I like it very short.
 

I find it really fucking weird though how obsessed with baldness some fellas are. Both those who do all that implant stuff and those with a thick head of hair who can’t stop going on about it. Seriously, who cares? Of all the things to feel insecure about, hair or the lack of it, is an odd one. 

Hair transplants are mad, they all look shit and presumably cost a bomb.

[littletedwest]

A mate of mine has had one. Big roid head spent about 6k on it. Back on the roids so presumably in a year or two he'll need another one.

Used work with a lad who went bald at about 22. Was serving a customer who's address was "the thatched cottage" i said it sounds posh. She said the thatch has gone, i pointed and said so has his. He didn't look impressed. He subsequently got stubble tattooed on his head and shaves it.

[Vincent Vega]

A mate of mine in work (he’s about 15 years younger than me) went bald in his early 20’s. He’s the biggest fanny magnet I’ve ever met in my life. Birds literally go weak at the knees in his presence. Thing is his dad was an utter cunt who beat and raped his mum and was a typical Liverpool gangster. He turns all the offers he gets down as he’s committed to his girlfriend and wants to be the best dad to his son. He’s a stronger man than me, because he has some amazing looking women worshipping him.

[littletedwest]

19 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

A mate of mine in work (he’s about 15 years younger than me) went bald in his early 20’s. He’s the biggest fanny magnet I’ve ever met in my life. Birds literally go weak at the knees in his presence. Thing is his dad was an utter cunt who beat and raped his mum and was a typical Liverpool gangster. He turns all the offers he gets down as he’s committed to his girlfriend and wants to be the best dad to his son. He’s a stronger man than me, because he has some amazing looking women worshipping him.

Fair play to him pal

[cloggypop]

It only falls out if you worry about it. 

[VladimirIlyich]

6 hours ago, cloggypop said:

It only falls out if you worry about it. 

No wonder you received that suspended sentence.