Have fun with Omegle

[The-Sir]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: age gender place

You: GIVE ME A "P" !

Stranger: p

You: GIVE ME AN "E" !

Stranger: e

You: GIVE ME AN "N" !

Stranger: n

You: GIVE ME AN "I" !

You: GIVE ME AN "S" !

You: PEEEEENIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS!

You: PEEEEENIIIIISSSS!

You: GOOOOOOOOOOO PENIS!

Stranger: stop with the games answer my qustin

Stranger: age gender place

You: CHOO CHOO THE PENIS TRAIN STOPPING AT, YOUR MUM, YOUR SISTER, YOUR GRANDMOTHER, YOUR RATHER LOVELY CAT

You: EXPRESS TRAIN

You: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PENISS!

You: CHOOOO CHOOOOO

You: NEXT STOP, FADGETOWN

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Fowlers God]

Stranger: looking for girl with hot pics

You: how old

Stranger: 17

You: I am only 12 would you want to see me?

Stranger: yeah sure

You: whats your email add then

Stranger: sik123@live.com and what do you mean, how I want you?

You: fucking die paedo

 

 

Anyone else like to abuse this fucking weirdo????

[RED Tezza]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: FX

Stranger: a sexy, strict mistress needs a boy / girl who wanna be spanked

Stranger: for bad behavior

You: I've been very bad

Stranger: oh

Stranger: okay

Stranger: what have you done

You: I've been masturbating every day twice a day whilst my wife has been at work and i watch porn and abuse myself

Stranger: well ithink you need a real hard spanking

You: i do too

Stranger: okay

Stranger: fetch some things!

Stranger: a hairbrush

Stranger: a ruler

You: felch some things thats rank

Stranger: a belt

You: i have a ruler

Stranger: and a cooking spoon

You: ok

You: are we making cake

Stranger: no

You: shame i like cake

Stranger: don't be so brake

Stranger: brash*

Stranger: have you got all things

Stranger: ?

You: but isn't that the game i'm very bad

You: yes i have them

Stranger: okay

Stranger: pull down your trousers

Stranger: and your boxer

You: can't you pull them down my arms hurt

Stranger: do it

You: erm ok

Stranger: now take the hairbrush

You: i don't like where this is going

Stranger: and give yourself 30 strokes on each cheek

You: ohhhhhhh that tickles

Stranger: you need a strong spanking

You: actually this is quite nice

Stranger: tell me when your ready

You: shit hang on somethings gone wrong

You: the head of the hairbrush has gone in my anus

You: is that not right

Stranger: no

Stranger: do what i said to you

You: fuck it won't come out

You: I've got a fucking hairbrush up my arse help me

Stranger: no

Stranger: than i would say take the ruler

You: what kind of person are you you fucking mong this is your fault

Stranger: you have been bad

Stranger: its your fault

You: i need to get this brush out of my arse

Stranger: pull on them

You: are you fucking mad it's a wire comb hairbrush

Stranger: pull

You: arrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You: my fucking anus is now bleeding you bitch there is blood on the handle of the hairbrush and shit alll over the head

Stranger: it's your own fault

Stranger: no go on

Stranger: with the spanking

You: no you told me to do it it's your fucking fault I'm 15

Stranger: slap the hairbrush on your cheeks

Stranger: 30 times

You: it's covered in shit

You: my mums gonna kill me for using her brush

Stranger: perhaps she spanks her

Stranger: you*

You: no ones going anywhere near my arse for the next 1000 years you retarded fucknut

[odris]

Haha that was boss, i especially liked this part...

 

Stranger: now take the hairbrush

You: i don't like where this is going

[RED Tezza]

Haha that was boss, i especially liked this part...

 

Stranger: now take the hairbrush

You: i don't like where this is going

 

I love this site. heres another one poor Olli

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: are you talking to me?

Stranger: sure

You: why what have i done?

Stranger: typed omegle.com in your browser?

You: i didn't do that you must have hacked my police station machine

You: thats a crime you know

Stranger: i think not

You: erm i think you'll find that illegially hacking a New York city police department PC is a crime

Stranger: i don't know Im from germany and I don't know anything except for nazi stuff

You: that's also a crime being a Nazi

Stranger: no i'm not a nazi!

You: you just said you were a nazi and you know all their stuff. and ignorance is still a crime

Stranger: i said i know nazi stuff yes

Stranger: but i'm not one of them

Stranger: you see?

You: prove it where are they hiding?

Stranger: zürich

You: so the Nazi's are in Neutral Switzerland don't fucking lie just admit you hacked my PC and we'll call it quits

Stranger: i did.

You: you did what

Stranger: I hacked some pc

You: no not some PC MY PC Do you even know who you are talking to

Stranger: i don't! who are you?

You: why should i tell you who i am you mean to tell me that you randomly hack people's pc's without knowing where your going and on whose territories your encroaching

You: does the name Rudolpho Pannucci mean anything to you

Stranger: i have not hacked any pc yet, mate.. it was kinda joke

You: well it's a bit late now isn't it the call has been made

Stranger: you are..

Stranger: an italian fotball player?

You: NO If i was you......... I'm sorry what is your name again?

Stranger: call me olli

You: If i was you Olli I'd be very careful about what you say about Rudolpho as I said the call has already been made you have 20 hours goodbye Olli Goodbye

[Curly]

It feels weird just going on there. Really fucking sleazy. Good fun though. I lack originality, but this guy was asking to get wound up!

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey im a guy looking for a sexy slutty girl

You: well you're in the right place handsome

You: x

Stranger: age ?

You: 22

You: x

You: you?

Stranger: do you wear tiny skirts outside ? with nothing under

Stranger: 23

You: sometimes, but i prefer wearing no skirt and a little thong inside...

You: x

Stranger: you mean in public ?

You: no, in private, with special people. are you a special person? x

Stranger: my cock says so

You: wow, you really are special if your cock speaks to you! x

You: what is it saying now? x

Stranger: "tell her to suck me now"

You: who's he talking about? is someone there with you?

You: x

Stranger: he is talking about you

You: oh right, just confused due to the fact i'm a man you fucking bummer

[Remmie]

Pretending to be a girl on the internets. Kudos.

[Steve Holt]

You: 17 f arkansas

Stranger: 17 m south carolina

You: wow nice

You: I like guys from SC

Stranger: well i fancy middwest ladys myslef

You: ;)

Stranger: so

You: what are you wearing?

Stranger: american eagle button down with slim cut jeans

You: nice. do you want to kno what I'm wearing?

Stranger: yes

You: I'm waering a silk nightie and a pink pair of panties, also woollen socks

Stranger: oh my

You: You like that? :)

Stranger: i do

You: If you were here right now, what would we do together?

Stranger: a little touching maybe ;)

You: yeah? where would you like me to touch you?

Stranger: i migh be storing your hair a little

You: storing my hair? like in a jar?

Stranger: stroking my appologies

You: I'd like to stroke more than your apologies :P

Stranger: well im have no arguments to that

You: Right now that you're bored with my hair, where do your hands go?

Stranger: down south

You: mmm. tell me exactly what you would do

Stranger: i want to kiss your breasts while my hand slowly makes its way into your pants

You: yeah, i like that. what do your hands do when they get into my pants?

Stranger: i want to stroke your nice pussy

You: I can't wait until someone like you can stroke my lovely new pussy

You: what else would you do to it?

Stranger: anything you wanted me to do with it

You: I'm not very experienced yet, I was kinda hoping you would lead me in

Stranger: will i would put my index and my middle finger so gently inside of your soft warm pussy

You: that sounds amazing. do you have nice long fingers?

Stranger: yes i do

You: do you think you would be able to reach one of them back to my ass while you were in my pussy?

Stranger: of course i can

You: Really? you must have long fingers if you can get round my balls.

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Steve Holt]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I'm looking for a Dominant guy in Cambridge, UK. :D

You: hi

You: I'm not in cambridge but close-ish

You: the rest I am

Stranger: Where exactly?

You: Hardwick

Stranger: Um.

Stranger: Where's that

Stranger: xD

You: its ten minutes up the a428

Stranger: Want to meet up then?

You: yeah. when?

Stranger: Hm

Stranger: Tonight?

Stranger: :p

Stranger: I've not got anything important tomorrow.

You: wow you're keen aren't you?

You: I have tomorrow free too, i could meet tonight

Stranger: You've got a car I take it?

You: yeah

Stranger: I'm at the university so absolutely no form of transport.

You: thats fine

You: I can come to you

You: where exactly?

Stranger: D'you know where Green Street is?

Stranger: That's the most convenient place to meet.

You: right near trinity college?

Stranger: Yup

You: yeah i know it

Stranger: That's where I am xD

Stranger: How long'll it take you to get here?

You: ok great. I can be there in like half an hour

You: what house?

Stranger: You know the side entrance to Trinity College?

You: uh yeah

Stranger: I'll meet you there

You: ok. what do you look like?

Stranger: 5'6", slender, absurdly long dark brown straightish hair, silver eyes, 32C breasts.

You: ok. are you sure you'll be ok out on your own while you are waiting?

Stranger: If you can't see me, I'll be inside the college. Just call and I'll come out.

Stranger: My name's Rachel.

You: call? you mean shout or phone? my name is David

Stranger: Shout xD

You: lol ok no probs. I'll be there at 3

Stranger: Alright.

Stranger: Want me to bring ropes or cuffs?

You: Nah thats fine i keep it all in the car

Stranger: Kay :P

Stranger: Wait a sec

Stranger: I don't have accomodation that's convenient

Stranger: You'll have to take me back to your place.

You: Its ok I was gonna take you into the woods anyway

Stranger: Okay :P

You: I have to say women arent normally so keen for this to happen

Stranger: I'm submissive and I've not had anyone dominate me in AGES.

You: well I will proper dominate you

Stranger: Looking forwards to it :D

Stranger: I'll go and lurk around the gate at 3

Stranger: Give me a shout if you can't see me.

You: are you generally quite quiet or should I tape your motuh?

Stranger: Your choice.

You: well i need to know, cos if I don't have to its an inconvenience

You: but I cant have you making noise

You: I dont wanna get caught

Stranger: Then bring tape :P

You: right, will do.

You: do me a favour

You: if you are with anyone right now, don't tell them about this.

You: I don't want it leading back to me

Stranger: Right.

You: when the police find you

Stranger: It's not illegal, if that's what you're worried about.

You: what i'm going to do to you is

Stranger: o_o

You: I thought you wanted it

Stranger: Yeah, I do.

Stranger: xD

You: ok, just making sure. if you change your mind at the last minute I cant promise I wont just do it anyway

You: i get the red mist sometimes

You: so I need to know now

Stranger: Nobody knows I'm talking to you

You: GOod

Stranger: And Omegle doesn't log anything.

You: can you delete your internet history anyway?

You: The police have ways you know

Stranger: Consider it done.

You: excellent. Is there anywhere specific you want me to leave you when its done?

Stranger: Well, I was assuming you could drop me back at the college o.o

You: If i do that they are likely to find you by morning. I was thinking in a river or the woods

You: gives me time to get my shit together

You: I can be out the country before anyone knows

Stranger: You think there's a risk I'll die?

Stranger: Sweet. :D

You: Not a risk

You: You definitely will

You: otherwise I'm a shit rapist/murderer

You: (again make sure and delete the history)

Stranger: I'm pretty sure you're joking around with that.

Stranger: But history will be deleted

You: Ok thanks.

You: I dunno why you think I'm joking but thats not important

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[rondeco]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi there , if you are a rapist or enjoy that activity, Disconnect and fuck off .

You: haha

You: ace

You: i love raping and pillaging

You: should i g?

You: go?

Stranger: yes

You: where will i go?

Stranger: idk , somewhere like sexaholics anonymous

You: where is that?

Stranger: idk , find it . Itll help against getting STD's

You: students?

You: why would i want a student?

Stranger: What ?

Stranger: you make no sense .

You: us rapists rarely do

Stranger: I see , clearly i need someone who makes common sense and doesnt enjoy raping people

You: why would they rape someone if they dont enjoy it?

Stranger: Because . If the sexual intercourse was enjoyed ... It wouldn't be rape it would be sex

Stranger: not rape

Stranger: rape is unenjoyable

You: but when I rape I enjoy the sexy part. Are u saying that because i enjoy the sexy part i am not a rapist? Ace!

Stranger: No , It is rape when your sexual partner is not enjoying it . If you are it doesnt matter

You: But she's my partner

You: she never enjoys it

[Remmie]

You: Hi

Stranger: hey stranger

Stranger: long time no see

You: what's up?

Stranger: dont act like you dont know me

You: Hey buddy

You: Still got the problem?

Stranger: hey

Stranger: may;b

You: you know with the fish and the duct tape

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: it happens

You: Well I have some spray you can use for that

Stranger: thank god

You: no problem

Stranger: whre would i be without u in my life

You: in some kind of fishy duct tape hell

You: no doubt

Stranger: sounds horrible

You: I can only imagine the terror

Stranger: i like fish and duct tape but not together

You: Not an ideal combination it has to be said

You: Maybe keep Friday as your fish day

You: And Tuesday makes a solid duct tape day

Stranger: god i love u

You: You may want the spray before making such wild declarations

You: you know how flakey I can be with promises of spray

You: that are then not delivered upon

Stranger: true

[Guest PurpleNose]

Stranger: Please don't say 'asl'...

You: asl?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Horus]

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: Asl?

You: What is the asl, thank you please?

Stranger: Age, Male/Female, Land ;)

You: My naming is ben smith thank you.

You: Do you have a software malfunctioning?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Juniper]

Stranger: Hi

You: Hey

Stranger: asl?

You: 19 F momo. You?

Stranger: momo?

You: Monmouth, in wales

Stranger: ouhh cool

Stranger: im from newyork

Stranger: 19 m

You: Cool, what's your name!

Stranger: zeak

Stranger: u?

You: I'm aki by the way, you can call me purps though

You: Hey zeak

Stranger: purps?

Stranger: ok cool

Stranger: haha

You: Yeah, my nickname

You: How big are your biceps?

Stranger: pretty big

You: Wow, really?

Stranger: my sleeves get tight

You: Wow, I'd love to feel then. too shy to ask though

You: Can I feel your biceps?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: yup

Stranger: here u go

Stranger: hahaha

You: Can I feel them?

Stranger: yes

You: Really?

Stranger: yes

You: Really?

You: Wow

Stranger: yeah

You: Tell me zeak

Stranger: yeah?

You: Have you ever been with an older man?

Stranger: fucking shit

Stranger: ur a guy?

Stranger: fucking dick

You: No!!! (unless your into that type of thing)

You: Aki likes you

Stranger: no way

Stranger: eww

You: Can I carve my initials on your buttocks?

Stranger: im so not gay

Stranger: sick

You: PI waz ere 2010

Stranger: ur a guy right?

Stranger has disconnected.

[Horus]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi asl

Stranger: 17 m il us. U?

You: Is 17 above legal age to "do it" in your country?

Stranger: u mean sex or pot?

You: the bam chika bah wah, hubba hubba, grrrrrrrrr.

Stranger: ah i see. on the internet it is i think. idk its not like were gonna meet up n fuck

Stranger: why do you wanna know

You: why not? I like you. You like me?

Stranger: well your pretty nice but your not from this country and im poor

You: I pay, you leave family live with me. I make you very happy. Crazy in love.

Stranger: cool

Stranger: where you from

You: Iraq

Stranger: wats ur adress so i can come

Stranger: sweet

Stranger: i heard its a nice place

You: you know it

Stranger: so you a dude or chick

Stranger: ?

You: what is chick? Like the animal of the cluck cluck? with the egg from the annuus?

Stranger: like a girl

Stranger: or a boy

You: Ahhh, girl. I girl. I 19

Stranger: ?

Stranger: well are you wearing a thing on your head

Stranger: cause you gotta in iraq

You: Yes, but I pretty underneath. I won beauty contest. it only that slit across eyes though. but I won

Stranger: are you

[Horus]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Wasssuuuuuuppppppp

Stranger: notin much hommy g!!!

Stranger: u?

You: just chillaxin, maxin it ain't too taxin.

Stranger: oh thats cool im chillaxin at school being bored 2 death

You: Takin it back to tha old school, cos you're an old fool, playin by your own rules

Stranger: u know it

You: damn straight, I'm a mother fucking pussy beater banging at your front gate

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Horus]

this is addictive

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl please

You: f/

You: 22/f/US

You: you?

Stranger: 24 m

Stranger: you name

Stranger: please

You: Helena. What about you. Where are you?

Stranger: mahfi

Stranger: turkey

You: Where's that?

Stranger: near greece

Stranger: under greece

You: Are you a bit fat sweaty turk that likes kebabs?

Stranger: ı am turkish man but ıam thin

Stranger: ı am fit

You: DO you have that greasy skin look like the blokes in the chip shop. Do you have hairy shoulders?

Stranger: but turkay famous for cooks

Stranger: you are

Stranger: rude

Stranger: woman

You: Yeah, I know. ALl the top restaurants in the world use Turks for their top chefs

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Horus]

Stranger: hi

You: You: scibbedy beep bop danna na da na na na. I'm the scat man

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Horus]

Stranger: hi

You: zeich heil

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Captain Turdseye]

Stranger: h

Stranger: r u female and love sex?

You: indeed

You: are you male with a throbbing cock?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: :D

You: Does it bother you that I'm only 15

Stranger: np

Stranger: im 18

You: You sound cool, wanna cyber?

Stranger: yes but idk i think my i-net borkes dont wan lose a cute girl

You: OK I'll start....

You: I'm licking my lips

Stranger: have msn skype or icq?

You: No I like it this way

Stranger: u can see me cum

Stranger: and see a hgue dick

You: My hand wanders to my breast, I look at you playfully

You: Then say....

You: I hope you get crippled in a freak accident and die of aids, you horrible bastard. Your mother should have had you aborted. People like you make me sick, coming online trying to chat up kids. You worthless fucking cunt.

Stranger: no

Stranger: i wanna fuc ur so ahrd babe

You: You sick fuck.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.