Parents

[Carradona]

I owe everything to my parents.

[Section_31]

My mum is ace, she's the nicest person you could ever meet. Never knew my dad though and my step dad hardly registers. My grandparents were ace though but now they're both gone. My extended family are all horrible scumbags, liars and benefit fraudsters. It's pretty much my mother or bust as family goes for me and my younger sister.

[RedinSweden]

My Mum and Dad rule. It was the hardest part about deciding to live in a different country. I don't regret the decision at all, but that doesn't make it easier. My Dad did me a tape of music to listen to before I left and it had this song on it, which still makes me cry.

 

[YOUTUBE]FyE8Y6sweNU[/YOUTUBE]

[Furmedge]

My ma came round last night to drop off a quiche she'd made for me because she was bored. Brilliant.

 

I go for an afternoon bevvy with me arl fella every couple of weeks and I swear he's still knocking back JD's and coke at 3am when I'm crying for my bed. Aceness.

[windass]

Even as a 40 year old bloke it's sometimes necessary to call on the parents for a bit of help and support. And in my time of need, mine have been there for me today. Parents fucking rock. God bless my Mum & Dad.

 

weak fuck :whistle:

[Ian Sea]

My mum and dad are both ace. You couldn't get 2 more selfless people.

[Redder Lurtz]

weak fuck :whistle:

 

Shamelessly negged.

[Elmyn Noos]

My dad's dead. Thanks for reminding me you insensitive fucks.

[Cath]

My Mum isn't perfect, but I wouldn't swap the old trout for a bloody big clock (I would like to be able to mute her from time to time though). My Dad is a cunt. I hate even refering to him as my Father. I like to imagine I'm the result of a torrid extra-marital affair. My "real" dad would be intelligent, good-looking, rich, and nearly dead.

 

You wanna go halves on the cost of a private detective to find that real dad of yours?

My dad's name isn't even on the birth certificate. Never got 'round to asking me mother much about him.

If anyone on here was having an affair with a woman from Darwen in the early 60s PM me.

[RedinSweden]

You wanna go halves on the cost of a private detective to find that real dad of yours?

My dad's name isn't even on the birth certificate. Never got 'round to asking me mother much about him.

If anyone on here was having an affair with a woman from Darwen in the early 60s PM me.

 

I can't remember much about the 60s. It may have been me.

[Cath]

I can't remember much about the 60s. It may have been me.

 

You have my address. Please send money.

[RedinSweden]

You have my address. Please send money.

 

You have never sent me a fathers day card. You can forget it.

[Stu Monty]

My dad's dead. Thanks for reminding me you insensitive fucks.

 

Did you kill him?

 

I felt I needed to ask to be clear on the context of the discussion.

[Elmyn Noos]

Did you kill him?

 

I felt I needed to ask to be clear on the context of the discussion.

 

I bought him cigars for pretty much every birthday and Christmas, and he died of cancer, so I like to think I played my part, yes.

 

What can I say? The man liked cigars.

[Charles Penrose]

My mum, who was great, currently resides in a local cemetary. My Dad is a massive cunt and lives about 100 yards up the road. Haven't spoken to him in about five months now.

[elvis]

I owe everything to my parents.

 

The tight bastards!

[Lupin]

Didn't have any parents as I was orphaned very young. Nonetheless, I am now one myself and try my best to be the bedrock for my kids to build on...seems to be working, as they tell me several times a day I'm the best dad in the universe and they love me - I try to teach them to always do the right thing and give them every minute I can. Maybe not having an example to follow isn't always a bad thing.

[melons]

You wanna go halves on the cost of a private detective to find that real dad of yours?

My dad's name isn't even on the birth certificate. Never got 'round to asking me mother much about him.

If anyone on here was having an affair with a woman from Darwen in the early 60s PM me.

 

Mine neither step dad #1 went to court to have his name put on my birth certificate. As for a biological father, are you never curious about him? Im curious as hell to see what mine looks like, what he's like in general, my nan used to tell me things about him, and if i mimicked any of his mannerisms she'd point it out, that could be quite uncomfortable.

[RobbieOR]

I don't know where I would be without my Ma and Da. Same with my grandparents I'm so lucky that all my grandparents are still alive and well.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Nice themed thread.

 

Noos's post really touched the soul.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Even as a 40 year old bloke it's sometimes necessary to call on the parents for a bit of help and support. And in my time of need, mine have been there for me today. Parents fucking rock. God bless my Mum & Dad.

 

Surprised to learn you're 40 years old...

[elvis]

Surprised to learn you're 40 years old...

 

Well dont stop there, go on..........

[Redder Lurtz]

Surprised to learn you're 40 years old...

 

Your point being?

[elvis]

Your point being?

 

Thats what i want to know , i hope he aint dissin' you.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Your point being?

 

I thought you were a hell of a lot younger...