Ubergay/homoerotic films

[Harry Squatter]

Roadhouse is on Sky at the moment, havent seen it for ages but I've only just got onto the fact how ridiculously gay and homoerotic it is:

 

Scene where Patrick Swayze is doing his meditation/martial arts the main gangster is riding round on his quad bike and looks accross the lake at him admiring his greased up muscles looking like he is about to crack one off.

 

Swayze gets into a fight with the gangster's main heavy, he grips him from behind and says "I used to fuck guys like you in prison"

 

When Sam Elliot gets stabbed to death he cries over him like his gay lover, meanwhile his bird is in trouble and he just about makes it to the hospital to tell her she might get killed.

 

Add to that loads of ridiculous shots of mens buttocks and pecs, makes the ultimate gay film, even gayer than Top Gun and Commando put together.

[JRD7]

Roadhouse is on Sky at the moment, havent seen it for ages but I've only just got onto the fact how ridiculously gay and homoerotic it is:

 

Scene where Patrick Swayze is doing his meditation/martial arts the main gangster is riding round on his quad bike and looks accross the lake at him admiring his greased up muscles looking like he is about to crack one off.

 

Swayze gets into a fight with the gangster's main heavy, he grips him from behind and says "I used to fuck guys like you in prison"

 

When Sam Elliot gets stabbed to death he cries over him like his gay lover, meanwhile his bird is in trouble and he just about makes it to the hospital to tell her she might get killed.

 

Add to that loads of ridiculous shots of mens buttocks and pecs, makes the ultimate gay film, even gayer than Top Gun and Commando put together.

 

Still.........it only took you 2 hrs and a box of kleenex to figure it out.

[Harry Squatter]

Still.........it only took you 2 hrs and a box of kleenex to figure it out.

 

True, plus everyone in the Lisbon agreed with me as well.

[Ginny]

Top Gun

[ReddOrDedd]

[Special K]

Predator is the most homoerotic film I've ever seen.

 

Greased up muscle men with large guns? No subtext there, it's right in front of you.

[RoboRiise]

...even gayer than Top Gun and Commando put together.

 

 

Nothing is gayer than Top Gun. Top Gun makes Brokeback Mountain look like Raging Bull. That volleyball scene, they might as well just have got down to it in the sand, it's fucking blatant.

[Paulie Dangerously]

300 anyone?

I am Legend is pretty gay too, the first hour and a half are shots of Will Smith either topless doing pull ups or in a skinny vest

[Flying Pig]

Pinocchio is gay. Its about a boy who says lies to make his body parts go longer. And jimmy cricket looks like a pimp. A gay pimp cricket.

[3 Colours Red]

Spartacus. The scene with Laurence Olivier and Tony Curtis was cut from the original and only restored in a later version.

[grazywalker]

don't you fuckin dare slag Roadhouse off

I should neg you for that ..

Dalton is ace

 

 

Admits it is a bit gay though .

[NickConklin]

What about Commando?

 

 

I'll be ready John

[El Rojo]

Not exactly a film but The Shield has always struck me as being a bit like that.

 

Shaven headed cop Vic Mackey sports a tight coloured vest and a leather jacket while bonding with and constantly talking about 'his boys/crew' and slamming young Hispanic men up against various walls. Hmmm.

 

No doubt he puts two earrings in and dances to YMCA with 'his boys' in the series finale.

[Anubis]

What about Commando?

 

 

I'll be ready John

That'd be my suggestion as well. 70s tache. Chainmail vest. Big knife for 'stabbing' people with....

[Mendoza]

[dennis tooth]

 

 

 

[god knows]

Spartacus. The scene with Laurence Olivier and Tony Curtis was cut from the original and only restored in a later version.

 

"There are two types of men, Antoninus. Those who like oysters, and those who don't like oysters. Do you like oysters Antoninus?" Olivier turns round from his bath and Tony Curtis has give it toes.

[Mendoza]

[Ted]

Batman & Robin.

[Mendoza]

[Harry Squatter]

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Anyone ever seen the Beastmaster?

[Anubis]

Batman & Robin.

 

Possibly all versions in which the Boy Wonder appears.

 

Check out the nipples on Robin's suit. Installed, no doubt, by Bats.

 

 

 

 

No caption needed.

 

 

 

 

Batman : I feel something... ...strange... ...poking against my anus!

Robin : Holy wandering index finger Batman!

 

[dennis tooth]

[Mel Wood]

 

Surely it can't be long til the same crew bring out 'Shitter Island'.

[Mel Wood]

Not to mention 'Schindler's Fist' and 'The Empire Strikes Cack'.