I'm fucking furious feel like going out on a killing spree(AKA A boy and his dog)

[Total Longo]

Al's on fire here.

[TheBitch]

For the love of God someone rep Zeek for me!!!

[Guest simon]

The whole story is i bought the Pooch from a friends Girlfriend's mum. The deal was that i paid £150 for the pooch. And when it was old enough to breed it. I would get one of the pups and the person I bought the pooch off would get the rest. This did seem weird but i never thought about it if you saw it you would of understood. It was in horrible condition. It's been fine till now she come on this week next minute there round threatening me. And took my dog. But i'm worried as well because what i gather it is dangerous to breed on the first time it comes on. To be honest i don't want to breed it i think its cruel like.

[neko]

[TheBitch]

Ezekiel ruling this thread.

 

Agreed

[Uncle_Meat]

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[RobbieOR]

It wasn't actually a Dog. It was a Lion. And the Circus came and took it back.

 

Class Rob!

[Mr.SB]

Simon and his dog:

 

"It is a good day to die."

 

ps: simon did you name your dog Bolt by any chance?

[Uncle_Meat]

On a more serious note. If you brought it off a breeder, did you sign any contracts?

 

I know from some of my pedigree cats, part of the contract I make the buyer sign is that I have every right to take the cat back if there are any signs of maltreatment or even if the animal is not being looked after/fed the right food/etc in the manner that it is used to. An other thing is pet insurance. Lack of pet insurance can also be a breach of contract, with the breeder writing that into the contract as another means of reclaiming the dog.

 

If you did sign such, it will be quite easy for them to say that you, a kite-bouncing ex-pikey doleite (with all due respect) do not have the resources to keep the animal in the manner that it is used to.

 

 

On a less serious note. Fuck me! It could only happen to you. You make my happy rise.

[paddyberger15]

On a more serious note. If you brought it off a breeder, did you sign any contracts?

 

I would imagine that this scenario is fairly unlikely.

Had you asked, "Did you buy it off a gang who used it for Badger fighting?" then you might be nearer the mark.

[neko]

[Anubis]

The whole story is i bought the Pooch from a friends Girlfriend's mum. The deal was that i paid £150 for the pooch. And when it was old enough to breed it. I would get one of the pups and the person I bought the pooch off would get the rest. This did seem weird but i never thought about it if you saw it you would of understood. It was in horrible condition. It's been fine till now she come on this week next minute there round threatening me. And took my dog. But i'm worried as well because what i gather it is dangerous to breed on the first time it comes on. To be honest i don't want to breed it i think its cruel like.

 

Can you clarify this bit. Does that mean they get the dog back, and you get one of the pups> Or they are allowed to use the dog to breed, and you get the dog back and one of the pups?

[She Knows It]

How on earth did they know the dog was on the blob this week? Didn't you notice them following you round when you took the dog out for a walk, holding a 'First Response Easy-Read One-Step Ovulation Predictor' stick underneath her for a mid-stream sample every time she squatted for a piss?

[dennis tooth]

Hello boys.

Is there anything that Dennis cannot acheive?

One more question

Simon, what kind of dog is it and where do you live?

[Guest simon]

Can you clarify this bit. Does that mean they get the dog back, and you get one of the pups> Or they are allowed to use the dog to breed, and you get the dog back and one of the pups?

 

No it means that they get all the pups except 1.

[Guest simon]

Hello boys.

Is there anything that Dennis cannot acheive?

One more question

Simon, what kind of dog is it and where do you live?

 

American bull and Warrington and Ski 1 of the people that was here taking it was someone i considered as a good friend i done allot for him.

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Is it just me or does that dog look like a turd?

[She Knows It]

Is it just me or does that dog look like a turd?

 

If I did a poo that looked like that dog, I'd get it on eBay quicker than a piece of Jesus toast. In fact, I'd buy the bastard myself.

[dennis tooth]

Your right about the breeding thing that will be a shit litter. Some arsehle breeders, where abouts in Warrington?

[Guest simon]

Me latchford.

[Section_31]

Me latchford.

 

Everything makes sense now.

 

 

 

I once saw Snake Plissken running away from Latchford.

[Fugitive]

Is it just me or does that dog look like a turd?

 

Racist

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Best Thread Of The Year So Far.

[Kevin D]

Your next course of action should be obvious, break Jarv out of jail.It's the only logical thing to do.

[sir roger]

You know where Clark Griswold is furious when he gets a ' Jello of the Month' voucher instead of a bonus

& his cousin Eddie says ' It's the gift that keeps on givin' Clark'.

 

Well Simon is the gf's ' Jello of the Month' voucher.

 

p.s. I hope you get the dog back or one of the pups , Simon