I'm fucking furious feel like going out on a killing spree(AKA A boy and his dog)

[Fugitive]

Oh my word - what a thread! I have never laughed so much.

Simple Simon has never been so apt. I hope you get it back.

 

Yeah me too but hopefully not for a week or two because this thread has still got a lot more to give.

[Fugitive]

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[23_Carra_Gold]

14 pages. All ace.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

[Nick Leeson]

Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fucking last one of you. Now where's me dag?

[Thants]

 

Check your emails Simon

 

my stomach hurts!! heheheheee

[Thants]

When did PaddyBerger come back?

 

Don't panic, Trigger.

[redfromtubebar]

What's the latest Simon?

 

Aren't most kidnappings solved within 48 hours? If you got it sorted last night that makes it about 36 hours until the bizzies are onto you.

[Charles Penrose]

In my best mexican accent:

 

"I will you give you her life, for jour life"

 

Simon is, truly, a man on fire.

[sh#t waffle]

Nah, simon strikes me as someone who knows how to cover his tracks.

[Carradona]

If he dies, he dies.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Shit, SI, Ive just spotted the Wops sniffing around your Gaff, hit toes !!!

 

[AVEEZ]

Google have just phoned. They say their team has scoured both google earth and google maps but they've been unsuccesful in finding anyone who doesn't think aveez is a cunt. They're very sorry.

 

 

So where is the Pathological Liar today? I'm keen to get the next installement - I reckon this could take a far more intersting turn if it turns out that last night Simon went to the dog knappers house and whist looking through the letter box one of the informers remove his face and eat a mouse!!! V style

[Guest simon]

My mate cant find any of them.

[hamstrung]

Does that mean the dag is gone for good?

[Guest simon]

Does that mean the dag is gone for good?

 

Dont know i hope not.

[sh#t waffle]

Have you tried using one of those dag whistles?

[MAC5]

Google have just phoned. They say their team has scoured both google earth and google maps but they've been unsuccesful in finding anyone who doesn't think aveez is a cunt. They're very sorry.

 

ha ha Repped

[aladdinsane]

knowing simon's threads...the calm before the storm?

[hamstrung]

Simon, I hope this helps.

 

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[hamstrung]

Unless your dag was particularly talented, you can ignore the following lyric

 

"Got your lipstick mark still on your coffee cup "

 

The rest applies though

[Top of the Kop]

My mate cant find any of them.

 

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[Juniper]

 

Simon, he's on the M3

[Thants]

 

Everyone's trying to help

[Paul]

I don't know who I love more - Al or Simon. About five times while ploughing through this thread I've been unable to breathe properly for laughing. My fucking belly is killing me - proper laugh aches. The kids keep coming in and asking me what's the matter. I just keep telling them it's funny people on the internet.