New manager candidates...

[Stu Monty]

Why ten years? Lets have it now. We could have Kenny as Director of football, a few of the Brookside cast on the board and Cilla Black as the physio. Fuck knows if they're the best for the job but they're scousers and they'll have a lorra, lorra laughs.

 

Good enough for me.

[snez1]

I want Ste D and Jay S in charge in 2020.

[Rush 346]

Why ten years? Lets have it now. We could have Kenny as Director of football, a few of the Brookside cast on the board and Cilla Black as the physio. Fuck knows if they're the best for the job but they're scousers and they'll have a lorra, lorra laughs.

 

Good enough for me.

 

:D:D:lol:

 

Nice reply and give this thread the respect is deserves, i.e none!

[Hooch]

Steve Ogrisovic

[ScottyT]

Why ten years? Lets have it now. We could have Kenny as Director of football, a few of the Brookside cast on the board and Cilla Black as the physio. Fuck knows if they're the best for the job but they're scousers and they'll have a lorra, lorra laughs.

 

Good enough for me.

 

Bless, that anti scouse chip needs lampooning.

 

Bloody foreigners.

[ScottyT]

:D:D:lol:

 

Nice reply and give this thread the respect is deserves, i.e none!

 

LolAAZXZZ!!!

 

Are you 'global'?

[bossy]

oh deLIVER us from this beast

[Carradona]

Yep, nearly three years, but I'm only on my 2nd incarnation, so thats 1-0 to you.

 

haha.

 

please. pretty please.

 

*puppy dog eyes*

 

don't delete it.

[Carradona]

ooooops

[Rex Banner]

I had a dream last night that Torres scored a second right at the end and I was at the game saying wait wasn't Torres subbed off? I was very confused then I woke up and felt a little bit disappointed we only scored 1 hahahah.

[Heinze]

mark bosnich.

[TheHitman]

Maybe David Beckman he has good contacts with sponsors with posh as his assistant to advise on the new kit...

[Rex Banner]

My last post is in the wrong thread.

 

 

ScottyT can I ask who is giving you positive rep? It seems like everyone is abusing you in every thread but somehow you remain with full green rep how is this possible?

Do you just have lots of different log ins and you rep yourself or is there an underground ScottyT supporters society?

[05 Milan]

Why ten years? Lets have it now. We could have Kenny as Director of football, a few of the Brookside cast on the board and Cilla Black as the physio. Fuck knows if they're the best for the job but they're scousers and they'll have a lorra, lorra laughs.

 

Good enough for me.

 

And passion for the club, don't forget passion. If only Rafa had passion. Y'know the kind of passion that causes you to become obsessed with your job, spending every waking hour thinking about how you can improve.

[redrosetints]

He would be worth it for comedy value alone! would he do a scouse accent?

 

"Met De Lids, boss group La, buzzing bein ere, lid, I was off me swede last night, sound"

 

Yes, his Dutch TV interview was hilarious ! If he did Liverpudlian equivalent it'd equally funny.

[Section_31]

Or...

 

 

Reporter: "Tony, difficult game tonight, what do you make of Alex Fergusson's comments about the free kick he claims shouldn't have been given?"

 

Tony: "Fuck him, he's like a woman with a virginia ham under his arm cryin the blues cos he's got no bread."

 

"An another thing, Wolfgang Fuckface has got a nice little scam goin on over there with his son, I've seen his house, it's more like a hotel at Captain Teeb's."

 

Reporter: "Captain Teeb's?"

 

Tony: "A captain that owns luxury hotels or somethin, I don't know. That's not the point. The point is he's a sorry sack a shit."

[Section_31]

Vick Mackey as chief scoout, tasked with securing the loan signing of Thierry Henry.

 

Vic: "Until now I've tolerated you. Turn down our offer again, and I'm gonna lose patience."

 

Henry: "Okay okay, Thierry Henry will be at Leeverpool, iz you goin to terk your hand out of my ass now?"

 

Vic: "No, and if you're not at training on Monday, I'm gonna make a fist."

 

[Durango]

I think there is only one person who can take us to that next level.Rashid as manager Scotty as coach Xabi D as psyhio red horse as ceo and durango as tea boy.

And you as the office Hom!

[Durango]

And dont forget Catch as Director of Football

And you as the Clubs Banker,sorry Wanker

[Anubis]

Snotty Tea for manager, with No-Markh as coach and Spaz1969 as Chief Exec.

 

No point in having a Chief Exec who is so busy blowing tramps he doesn't answer his phone during the transfer window.

 

Oh, and apparently there is smoke without fire.

[aladdinsane]

Liverpool make a Special request for Jose Mourinho if Rafa Benitez goes - mirror.co.uk

 

Liverpool make a Special request for Jose Mourinho if Rafa Benitez goes Exclusive by David Maddock 27/02/2009

 

 

Jose Mourinho is being lined up as the next manager of Liverpool if Rafa Benitez refuses to sign his new contract.

 

The former Chelsea manager, now at Inter Milan, is top of an Anfield shortlist in case Benitez’s dispute with the club leads to him walking out.

 

Liverpool’s American owners are increasingly alarmed at the refusal of the Spaniard to sign a new deal after months of negotiations.

 

And associates of co-owner Tom Hicks have made contact, through a third party, with Mourinho’s agent Jorge Mendes to explore the possibility of a summer move. Frank Rijkaard, AC Milan boss Carlo Ancelotti and former England manager Sven Goran Eriksson are also being checked out.

 

Benitez has consistently moved the goalposts during negotiations even though the Americans have met most of his demands.

 

That has led to a frenzy of speculation which reached its peak this week, with bookies making him favourite to be the next boss to leave a Premier League club.

 

It is thought that Benitez is keen to see chief executive Rick Parry moved aside, and the manager has also indicated that he finds it difficult working with co-owner George Gillett.

 

He also wants assurances in the event of the club being sold.

 

Hicks is a staunch supporter of the Spaniard but Gillett is less committed and questioned if Benitez should be offered a deal that runs until 2013.

 

Both men are standing by their offer but they also realise they could be left in a desperate position if Benitez stalls until the end of the season and then decides not to renew - paving the way for his departure.

 

That is a position that becomes more likely with each day that passes without agreement.

 

And the owners have acted in the past, interviewing Jurgen Klinsmann for the manager’s job a year ago.

 

Mourinho clearly fits the bill if a replacement is needed. He has repeatedly stated in recent weeks that, despite success in taking Inter Milan to the top of the Italian League, he would love a return to England.

 

And he makes no secret of his admiration for Liverpool and the history of the club.

 

Sven?!

[Anubis]

And yet SSN reporting he'll be here beyond the summer. None of them have a fucking clue, do they. No doubt Momo will be off for a crafty wank when he reads the Mirror article.

[aladdinsane]

I thought Maddock had been reading this thread, as he can't actually expect anyone to believe he was being serious. But he doesn't mention Simon's dog.

 

He would have been David Maddog if he had.

[Section_31]

And yet SSN reporting he'll be here beyond the summer. None of them have a fucking clue, do they. No doubt Momo will be off for a crafty wank when he reads the Mirror article.

 

Maddock knows less than Paris Hilton.

 

Oh yeah, Maureen leaves Chelsea becaue of the interference of a despotic owner, so he think now might be the time to come and work for TWO despotic owners who don't talk to each other, and the football world's biggest tool of an administrator.

 

One thing Maureen isn't is a moron.

 

who taught Maddock to add up, Abu Hamza?

[redrosetints]

Maddock knows less than Paris Hilton.

 

Oh yeah, Maureen leaves Chelsea becaue of the interference of a despotic owner, so he think now might be the time to come and work for two despotic owners who don't talk to each other, and the football world's biggest tool of an adminitrator.

 

One thing Maureen isn't is a moron.

 

who taught Maddock to add up, Abu Hamza?

 

So long as its Hexadecimal he'd be ok ....