More Barrymore Bollocks

[torahboy]

It said on the Radio 4 news that Lubbock's arse may have also been burst* by a door handle which, like the pool thermometer, has mysteriously gone missing.

 

*Not in those exact words of course.[

 

 

 

Was the door still up his arse or has that gone missing too?

[Nino9]

Maybe it wasn't blood, but red lube?

 

Or maybe it was jam and barrymore had been licking it off the dead man, which is how it ended up in his boxies.

[Section_31]

So much for bum sex being fun sex.

 

I just wish the Vicar had found this particular crime scene first, just for comedy value.

[23_Carra_Gold]

Mercury was gay too I believe.

 

Excellent

[Ged B]

Not being funny but the old man needs to give it a rest.

 

The son was obviously gay, had some bum love, got fucked up, went for a swim and died.

 

Excellent analysis

Edited February 25, 2009 by Ged B

[WaltonRed]

Excellent analysis

 

Thank you.

 

Someone just needs to say it to the old man, thats the country I want to live in.

 

Its like kids who die joy riding, we let their mothers come on the tele saying how nice they were and wouldnt hurt no one.

 

Someone should just say, 'not being funny but they shouldnt of been joy riding the little twats'

[Strontium]

Wanted: Tabloid Scapegoat

Crime: Being gay and getting high

[WaltonRed]

Wanted: Tabloid Scapegoat

Crime: Being gay and getting high

 

Apply within?

[Lupin]

Barrymoore is set for a TV return in Only Pools And Corpses.

'Put your pony up me socket, I'll fetch some lubricant from the van...'

[Section_31]

Apply within?

 

Superb

[paddyberger15]

Apply within?

 

'Put your pony up me socket, I'll fetch some lubricant from the van...'

 

Ace, consider yourselves repped when Ive reloaded the love gun.

[Uncle_Meat]

'Put your pony up me socket, I'll fetch some lubricant from the van...'

 

 

If you want bumlove and a well-greased workglove then brother, I'm yer man.

[captainharris]

If you want bumlove and a well-greased workglove then brother, I'm yer man.

 

cos if you want some bum fun, then come see me

I'd like to stick it up your arsehole,

and say "strike it luck-y".

[Dougie Do'ins]

Michael Barrymore sues Essex Police over damaged career

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-33430373

[Bjornebye]

Was hoping to see more of his bollocks on here. 

 

Challenge tv time. 

 

*unzips* 

[Anubis]

I'm surprised he's not suing Peradon over a defective cue.

[Guest davelfc]

Michael Barrymore sues Essex Police over damaged career

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-33430373

 

Surely it was the violent death of a man in his pool & his fleeing the scene that damaged his career.

[SammyAftershave]

Surely it was the violent death of a man in his pool & his fleeing the scene that damaged his career.

 

In a nutshell, it was professional spermacide.

[Jairzinho]

Who's to say the blood on the bloke's boxers is human?

 

There was a case, not so long ago, when the CPS had to decide on a potential murder/manslaughter charge where two blokes had allegedly forced a third to receive a bumming from a pet pooch. The medical report suggested that the barbs on the dog's willy had opened up a fissure in number three's poop pipe, from which he'd effectively bled to death. Death by Fido.

 

Never did find out wht became of that.

 

[magicrat]

He's been to LA on holiday !

 

A man has been found drowned in the swimming pool of a Los Angeles home owned by US actress Demi Moore, local officials say.

They say the body of the 21-year-old man - whose name has not been released - was discovered on Sunday morning.

[The Golden Eel]

Not being funny but the old man needs to give it a rest.

 

The son was obviously gay, had some bum love, got fucked up, went for a swim and died.

 

Were you there aye?  You know he was gay for a fact aye despite there being other straight men there that night?  You know two of the "witnesses" fleed the scene?  You know they all changed their stories and nothing about what they said added up? Not being funny but I think the father of a man who was possibly murdered and hasn't seen any justice for it needs to do anything other than "give it a rest".  

 

Unless you were joking of course, in which case, good one.

 

*Yes, I'm aware that post was made 5 years ago but I thought I should have a rant about it anyway.

[aws]

Demi Moore's done a Barrymore?

[Fowlers God]

Was hoping to see more of his bollocks on here.

 

Challenge tv time.

 

*unzips*

You can take the boy out of the navy but can't take the navy out of the boy. Aye!

[General Dryness]

Demi Moore's done a Barrymore?

 

Its all a bit hobsons choice, but if I had to get fucked up the arse and then drowned, I would sooner it be Demi Moore than Michael Barrymore what done it.

[VladimirIlyich]

A Bad Day to Die Hard?