More Barrymore Bollocks

[manwiththestick]

8 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Is he hiding the sausage?

By reports of the injuries I assume the whole pig.

[Elite]

On good morning Britain with that cunt Piers Morgan, still playing dumb. He wreaks of self-pity.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

On good morning Britain with that cunt Piers Morgan, still playing dumb. He wreaks of self-pity.

So do you, watching that shite. 

[Stickman]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

On good morning Britain with that cunt Piers Morgan, still playing dumb. He wreaks of self-pity.

 

 

Piers Morgan would have interviewed Fred West about home improvement's if he thought it would bump up the viewing figures

[Elite]

10 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

So do you, watching that shite. 

Wreak of self-pity by having it on in the background? Behave. I don't purposely watch that cunt.

 

[Captain Turdseye]

What’s that smell?

[Elite]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

What’s that smell?

Kratom?

[Captain Turdseye]

Just now, Elite said:

Kratom?

[Elite]

No need for this John. You can call me anything you want but these Piers Morgan fanboy accusations are destroying me.

[Leyton388]

On 07/02/2020 at 01:30, Nunavut Patrick said:

Brilliant.

[VladimirIlyich]

13 hours ago, Leyton388 said:

Brilliant.

'Eh Michael,what were you doing that night?'

'The Backstroke of course.'

[Leyton388]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

'Eh Michael,what were you doing that night?'

'The Backstroke of course.'

"Backstwoke"

[Guest]

A 50 year old man has been arrested in connection with the murder of Stuart Lubbock.

 

He's being held in a triple bunk cell. He was asked if he wanted top, middle or bottom.

 

 

[the chimp]

26 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

A 50 year old man has been arrested in connection with the murder of Stuart Lubbock.

 

 

20 years on. I hope his dad and family can finally get some answers over this.

[Sugar Ape]

He deserves to be back on prime time TV. 
 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Outstanding 

[Elite]

He was a great presenter, just shame he's a horrible cunt.

[redheart]

On 17/03/2021 at 11:38, Shooter in the Motor said:

A 50 year old man has been arrested in connection with the murder of Stuart Lubbock.

 

He's being held in a triple bunk cell. He was asked if he wanted top, middle or bottom.

 

 

Whoever it is will have no defence...they won't have a chair leg to stand on!

[Dr Nowt]

2 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

He deserves to be back on prime time TV. 

 

Backgarden Boys.

[Strontium]

Having examined all the evidence I am certainly of the opinion that Barrymore is guilty of having a party at his house.

[Guest]

7 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Having examined all the evidence I am certainly of the opinion that Barrymore is guilty of having a party at his house.

Were you there? 

[Strontium]

35 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Were you there? 

 

No, but then, neither was Barrymore. 

[Leyton388]

Got to admit he was a boss presenter. Used to love Strike it lucky and my kind of people. 

 

Preferred Brian Conley though.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

I don't think he was guilty of anymore than holding a party at his house that ended up with people full of drugs and some stuff happening in his pool that he wasn't involved in. 

[General Dryness]

3 hours ago, Leyton388 said:

Got to admit he was a boss presenter. Used to love Strike it lucky and my kind of people. 

 

Preferred Brian Conley though.

 

 

Oh fuck no. All that "it's a puppet" and Septic Peg shite. I had mates, grown men with an otherwise good sense of humour, who found it hilarious. That boat left and I wasn't on it.