New Girl on Countdown

[Acid]

Im surprised that none of them cracked that sort of joke, 'Well I would have started by doing 10x6, then leave that to the side, 7x100.'

[Hand Shandy]

To be fair, I think Stelling did struggle with it.

[Acid]

He sat there thinking, whys everyone laughing? hang on guys, dont start the clock, lemme get my calculator.

[dirty_sanchez]

Why though?

 

That's like saying 1 x 7, then times by 100.

 

Absolutely pointless.

 

Why? Don't you know that Cain is a maverick? A loose mathematical cannon, like Monkfish off The Fast Show.

[Hand Shandy]

To be fair, he does look like a loose mathematical cannon.

 

It's just the way he rolls.

[Carradona]

It's all about the glasses.

[Hand Shandy]

Just out of bed Cain?

 

Students...

[Carradona]

Yep, and I'm regretting doing so. Feel like there is a little person in my head jumping around.

[Hand Shandy]

Well I wouldn't worry about it too much.

 

You've just got enough time to make yourself a brew and some Super Noodles before settling down to watch Countdown again.

 

Ah, I can still remember being a student!

[Carradona]

Can't wait.

[Acid]

Looking fit today, skirt doesnt really show her arse much. Im tryin to teach my nephew to say fit whenever shes on screen. Hes nearly two. I reckon i'll have him sorted by the end of the show.

[Acid]

Bloody dave! I hate this cow. We need some genius to beat her, or kill her.

[John101]

Check her out today lads

[Acid]

Damn right. That pink dress has got to be high up on the list of mans greatest inventions.

[Carradona]

The pink dress was clas today. Arse was perfect.

[Carradona]

Hubba hubba!

 

Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy!

[Mendoza]

Nice dress shes wearing today.

 

I'd imagine that Stelling has fantasies where her and Susie are going at it hammer and tongs, licking each others sopping wet clunges out whilst he films them with one hand and tugs his flaccid, 50 year old withered on the vine cock with the other.

[Rush 346]

Yes, geoff was looking pretty pleased with himself today, but so would you working across from that all day, she looked hot in that dress.

[stmichael]

She was looking absolutely gorgeous yesterday. Was wearing this little number:

 

 

Her arse is absolutely outstanding!

[Total Longo]

She's well tidy that Rachel. Her and Stelling are have made it watchable. It's now more Countdown than Cuntdown.

 

Found this on youtube

 

[YOUTUBE]C4Z98yV99oQ&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

 

The clip itself is pretty dull, but the comment underneath had me in stitches.

 

 

cevy75 (4 days ago)

 

She loves to show off her legs and who can blame her thery are the best on television. I would love to fuck her with her wearing only black stockings and then I would let her piss over my cock!

 

I wonder if cevy75 means he would like to have Rachel wearing the stockings or himself. It's hard to tell.

[RedinSweden]

She's well tidy that Rachel. Her and Stelling are have made it watchable. It's now more Countdown than Cuntdown.

 

Found this on youtube

 

[YOUTUBE]C4Z98yV99oQ&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

 

The clip itself is pretty dull, but the comment underneath had me in stitches.

 

 

cevy75 (4 days ago)

 

She loves to show off her legs and who can blame her thery are the best on television. I would love to fuck her with her wearing only black stockings and then I would let her piss over my cock!

 

I wonder if cevy75 means he would like to have Rachel wearing the stockings or himself. It's hard to tell.

 

Nice that he went to the trouble of sharing it with us too.

[Stu Monty]

She was looking absolutely gorgeous yesterday. Was wearing this little number:

 

 

Her arse is absolutely outstanding!

 

ORANGE.

 

What? Why the funny look? Six letters is pretty decent.

[Carradona]

Get on her now on channel 4.

 

Giggity Giggity Goo!

[Carradona]

[Carradona]