New Girl on Countdown

[Carradona]

I really dislike this contestant who has been on for the past 4 days. Boring, miserable, old bat. She is somehow even worse than that swotty mong called Kirk they had on for the last 2 weeks.

[Acid]

Yea, I hate the way she is just like, and unuther, and unuther, and unuther... like she doesnt want to be there.

 

She is ripping it up though.

[Faustus]

I really dislike this contestant who has been on for the past 4 days. Boring, miserable, old bat. She is somehow even worse than that swotty mong called Kirk they had on for the last 2 weeks.

 

Yeah, she does my head in as well. She's got a face like somebody's just slapped her with a wet trout.

[captainharris]

Her arse sticks out cos she's wearing a mic pack which her dress is covering.

 

The way she says her letters annoys the fuck out of me. She sounds like a primary school teacher. Emmmmah, ennnnnah, arrrrrugh

[captainharris]

Also, have the numbers games become really easy lately. I think it's to make sure the contestants get it right so she doesn't have to work it out.

[stmichael]

 

:drool:

[paddyberger15]

 

:drool:

 

Whether she can spell, add up, speak, cook or iron is entirely irrelevant, she is sauce.

[Thants]

Whether she can spell, add up, speak, cook or iron is entirely irrelevant, she is sauce.

 

 

Thats my initials

 

so

 

I, NJP are pie. She loves me.

[paddyberger15]

 

Thats my initials

 

so

 

I, NJP are pie. She loves me.

 

Nicholas Jizzmonkey Parsons.

[Thants]

Nicholas Jizzmonkey Parsons.

 

. . . take thee . . .

[Acid]

FIT!

[Randy Marsh]

I really dislike this contestant who has been on for the past 4 days. Boring, miserable, old bat. She is somehow even worse than that swotty mong called Kirk they had on for the last 2 weeks.

 

I hated that Kirk Prik. No chance he's ever had a shag.

[Carradona]

Can always rely on Randy Andy to know all about day time TV when nobody else seems to have a clue what I'm on about. Fucking A!

[Lupin]

Now there's a conundrum I could get to grips with!

 

[dirty_sanchez]

Her arse is fantastic.

[Nick Leeson]

The beauty of Countdown birds, i.e. her and Carol is that they are fit but you never get the feeling they're out of your league. I reckon she'd let me by her a bottle of reef and then take me home to rearrange her food cupboard.

[dirty_sanchez]

I get the impression that they know how to pander to their target market (ie: students) and love nothing more than a house party in a grotty house with a bottle of cider and some mid 90's indie music.

[Randy Marsh]

That Susie bird needs a good rodding. She's the human dictionary who knows every single word ever used, anywhere in the world. And Rachael is looking like she only got in half an hour ago from one of the above mentioned student parties today. On to the gormless wooden geek they have on today aswell.

[Acid]

Come on err, airon? I hate that grumpy cow, its time she should be off.

[Acid]

Rare moment right there, numbers game, the numbers were 100, 10, 6, 7, 1 and something else, and the target number was 700.

[Hand Shandy]

Did she get it right?

[Acid]

Just.

[Carradona]

The boring bitch said 7 times 100. I would have said (6 plus 1) times by 100.

 

That's just the way I roll though, I suppose.

[Hand Shandy]

The boring bitch said 7 times 100. I would have said (6 plus 1) times by 100.

 

That's just the way I roll though, I suppose.

 

Why though?

 

That's like saying 1 x 7, then times by 100.

 

Absolutely pointless.

[Carradona]

It's just the way I roll. I like to live on the dark side of life.