New Girl on Countdown

[Bjornebye]

Pics or gtfo

[Sweeney287]

Currently on soccer am if you can put up with the shit programme

[Furmedge]

Currently on soccer am if you can put up with the shit programme

I genuinely can't.

[manwiththestick]

Currently on soccer am if you can put up with the shit programme

Not since abar 1998.

[bigthrusts]

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/tv-shows/soccer-am/9604264/soccer-am-8211-rachel-riley

[Dougie Do'ins]

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/tv-shows/soccer-am/9604264/soccer-am-8211-rachel-riley

Fucking slag. 

[Dr Nowt]

That geezer bird who presents it is fucking heinous.  The entire programme is unwatchable, but she really does take the cake.  Grim.

[The Golden Eel]

Oooh, I'd love to have it off with her

[Jennings]

"The Queen of Countdown Rachel Riley talks to Helen and Max about supporting Manchester United and the time Ryan Giggs made an appearance on Countdown."

 

Never liked her. Not a patch on Vorderthingy. 

[stringvest]

Oooh, I'd love to have it off with her

 

Partridge once again captures the essence with consummate ease.  

[bigthrusts]

[Mook]

She's hosting a quiz at a boozer in Edinburgh tonight.

 

That's the van hired, the gaffa tape sorted and the rusty coat hanger in my back pocket...

 

[Section_31]

She's gone too skiny.

[Hand Shandy]

I'll let her know you're not interested Section...

 

[Dr Nowt]

She's hosting a quiz at a boozer in Edinburgh tonight. That's the van hired, the gaffa tape sorted and the rusty coat hanger in my back pocket...

 

If you're stuck for somewhere to hide her there's a brown bin outside the African Flavour Lounge which doubles as a galleon.

[Chairman Meow]

I happen to know of an ideal location to hide here. Nice and quiet and no one will ever know. 

 

All I ask for my silence is 2 minutes without interruption. 

[Pureblood]

She can solve my conundrum.

[Jennings]

She can solve my conundrum.

 

And my mental arithmetic using whole numbers.

[ZonkoVille77]

I'd love to make little circles around get knee caps with my index finger and then let her pat me on the head. I love her

[Harry Squatter]

Would you want to go there after dirty dick Giggsy has been up her though?

[stringvest]

Would you want to go there after dirty dick Giggsy has been up her though?

 

he was only allowed to do it up the bum.  And definitely no kissing.

[Dr Nowt]

Following Giggseh in is the least of everyone's worries, given Mook and Chev's plans for her.

 

In an alternate reality Zonko is making little circles around a kneecap which isn't even in the same post code as most of the rest of her.

[Mook]

Following Giggseh in is the least of everyone's worries, given Mook and Chev's plans for her.

 

In an alternate reality Zonko is making little circles around a kneecap which isn't even in the same post code as most of the rest of her.

She's in my neck of the woods, chev's plans don't come into it...

*taps nose and checks rusty coat hanger is still in back pocket*

[aws]

Would you want to go there after dirty dick Giggsy has been up her though?

Every time you picked a hair off the end of your dick you'd be wondering.

[Bjornebye]

She is no more than a 7/10

 

I bet she is shit in bed as well