New Girl on Countdown

[Pureblood]

I rate her 10/10. 

[lifetime fan]

She wears some serious garb on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown.

 

It's the only thing that means I cvan put up with Jimmy fucking Carr.

[bigthrusts]

https://vine.co/v/OAmtQIL96dV

[Lario]

I love her more than nearly everything in my life.

 

Fucking tremendous.

 

Pic for bumping

 

[VladimirIlyich]

She is an absolute stunner,no doubt.

Why some young stud hasnt put her up the duff yet leaves me wondering about the younger generation.

[ZonkoVille77]

She is an absolute stunner,no doubt.

Why some young stud hasnt put her up the duff yet leaves me wondering about the younger generation.

Too busy rimming her

[Section_31]

Imagine if she tried to kill you then Carol Vorderman turned up and said 'come with me if you want to live'.

[Stickman]

Imagine if she tried to kill you then Carol Vorderman turned up and said 'come with me if you want to live'.

 

 

Getting killed by Rachel Riley..???....I could live with that...but only if she does it like this...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYzWn0njThI

[VladimirIlyich]

If naked photos of her were released the internet would go into meltdown and computer repair shops up and down the country would be inundated with requests to remove large volumes of 'sticky white stuff' from the keyboards of household containing at least one male.

 

[stringvest]

She got married to some poor sap and then quickly ditched him when she realised she could have the pick of anyone on TLW.  

[Lario]

She got married to some poor sap and then quickly ditched him when she realised she could have the pick of anyone on TLW.  

 

Outta the frying pan...

[bigthrusts]

[stringvest]

The drum in her washing machine has gone I think

[Dr Nowt]

She's lucky the meat wagon turned up when it did, I nearly got her in my boot.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

If she ever decided to give me a tit wank/BJ at the same time i'd probably beat that 30 second countdown clock!!

[jfk]

Christ her feet wouldn't touch the ground would they.

[chrisbonnie]

Ok, im playing devil's advocate here a wee bit.

 

She's absolutely stunning, no denying that. But fuck me she's one boring bitch. She'd do your bloody head in.

[Mook]

She's also a fan of some utter cunts.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I bet she knows the formula for the perfect blowie

[Guest davelfc]

[KMD7]

Ok, im playing devil's advocate here a wee bit.

 

She's absolutely stunning, no denying that. But fuck me she's one boring bitch. She'd do your bloody head in.

 

I don't think she's boring at all.  Vorderman annoyed me with her over the top lauging at everything

[JohnnyH]

Ok, im playing devil's advocate here a wee bit. She's absolutely stunning, no denying that. But fuck me she's one boring bitch. She'd do your bloody head in.

Boring? She's great craic on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown. Proper little dirty mind on her with some of her responses. She was drawing cocks spunking everywhere on the numbers board one of the days. Quick witted and fun.

 

In fact, I'm negging you as I absolutely love her and won't have such comments made about my bird.

[chrisbonnie]

Boring? She's great craic on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown. Proper little dirty mind on her with some of her responses. She was drawing clocks spunking everywhere on the numbers board one of the days.

 

In fact, I'm negging you as I absolutely love her and won't have such comments made about my bird.

She's a tit on that show. Susie Dent is easy funnier. And that's saying something!

[JohnnyH]

She's a tit on that show. Susie Dent is easy funnier. And that's saying something!

You're a fucking disgrace. Get out of my sight.

[Mook]

She's a twat, she likes a certain team that plays a certain sport.

 

I'd still boil her knickers and fuck the pan like.