New Girl on Countdown

[Mike D]

Check her out today, my word.

[Rico1304]

Check her out today, my word.

Christ.

 

Ha ha Pleasing or pleading available now!

[Rico1304]

That was my first ever 9!!!!!

[skend04]

Check her out today, my word.

Some of us are at work. Pictures of her damn you! Post some pictures!

[Mike D]

 

[lifetime fan]

[lifetime fan]

I've an 8 letter word...

 

[Bogman]

 

 

 

 

Get it mounted Mike.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* the tv.

[bouncebrigade]

Check her out today.  Blue sleeveless dress.  Incredible body.

[Tony Moanero]

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[Guest Pistonbroke]

she is lucking horny as fuck in that black number tonight.....Jesus. 

[KMD7]

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[KMD7]

[Mendoza]

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I wouldn't mind emptying my bucket on her. 

[Dr Nowt]

The combo of her figure and those dresses she wears never fails to press buttons.

 

If someone hacks her phone the UK will get washed away.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

The combo of her figure and those dresses she wears never fails to press buttons.

 

If someone hacks her phone the UK will get washed away.

I reckon she is a goody two shoes, sex with the light off. I'd change her way of thinking mind, i'd whisper logarithms in her ear until she was a dripping mess. 

[Dr Nowt]

I reckon she is a goody two shoes, sex with the light off. I'd change her way of thinking mind, i'd whisper logarithms in her ear until she was a dripping mess. 

 

The lights would definitely be off when I had sex with her.  Haven't got electricity in the cellar and wouldn't want to draw attention during a prominent missing person enquiry.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

The lights would definitely be off when I had sex with her.  Haven't got electricity in the cellar and wouldn't want to draw attention during a prominent missing person enquiry.

Ahhh, I wouldn't have to chain her up in my cellar, she'd be gagging to stay in my bed for 3 days. mainly due to the fact I'd have gagged her and handcuffed her to the bed post. 

[ZonkoVille77]

I'd love to shave her legs

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'd love to shave her legs

Fucking pervert....

[ZonkoVille77]

Fucking pervert....

I know.

I was picturing myself, coming home after a hard days work and her lying on the couch relaxing. I'd sit on the arm of the chair and she'd hold my hand rubbing the stresses of my day away. Then I'd raise my index finger and say, "see this finger? I'm going to stick this finger up your bum". Would be lovely.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I know.

I was picturing myself, coming home after a hard days work and her lying on the couch relaxing. I'd sit on the arm of the chair and she'd hold my hand rubbing the stresses of my day away. Then I'd raise my index finger and say, "see this finger? I'm going to stick this finger up your bum". Would be lovely.

I'd let her teach me algebra. 

[Dr Nowt]

My hidden nine-letter word for her to solve would be "Iwillbumu".

 

She may struggle to work it out, so I'd be naked from the waist down and wielding a crack pipe.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

My hidden nine-letter word for her to solve would be "Iwillbumu".

 

She may struggle to work it out, so I'd be naked from the waist down and wielding a crack pipe.

Upthearse would have been more appropriate.