New Girl on Countdown

[Bjornebye]

i wouldn't last 30 seconds

[VladimirIlyich]

Joining The Gadget Show as a presenter. With her and Pollyanna Woodward I may have to start watching more often. (6)

 

That Pollyanna bird looks a mess after a load of cosmetic surgery. She's naturally gorgeous but has messed herself up with it.

[stmichael]

[ZonkoVille77]

She's pure class.

[Mike D]

looking hot as ever today on cuntdown

 

seen her on the gadget show recently too,anyone noticed she doesnt seem to be able to talk without looking like she's about to burst out laughing?

would put me off that.

[stmichael]

On Strictly this year :drool:

[Bobby Hundreds]

On strictly alongside sussanah Reid. Never watched it in my life but it shall be getting recorded this year.... For research purposes.

[bigthrusts]

 

:wub:

[Carradona]

I reckon she has actually caused several old men who watch that show on a regular basis to have a heart attack. She's basically a murderer. 

[Jairzinho]

Columbian in a previous life.

[KMD7]

 

[manwiththestick]

Watching that 8 out of 10 cats does countdown last night and there was a bit where she was bouncing around the studio on a space hopper. It was the greatest thing I've ever seen on the telly box.

[The Acolyte]

Who'd do prison time just to smell her arse hole? Raise your hands

[The Acolyte]

Her on the gadget show? get her in an Annika Rice jumpsuit (what was the name of that show again?) and see the viewings go through the roof.

[chris71]

Her on the gadget show? get her in an Annika Rice jumpsuit (what was the name of that show again?) and see the viewings go through the roof.

Treasure Hunt.

[loadsoftrophies]

Treasure Hunt.

I'd treasure her cunt!

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I'd think I'd like to slide my penis into her vagina, then slide it almost all the way out, stopping just before it did, then slide it back in, then almost all the way out again. I'd like to repeat that for quite some time.

 

Then I'd like her to open her mouth, point inside it, and say 'I want it all in here'. Then I would point my urethra at her tonsils, and *click, clack, pow*. Then she would say, 'oh my God, this tastes so good'.

 

Other than that, I've really never thought much about it.

[Section_31]

My mate met her a while back, I believe his thoughts summed up mine: "I'd like to eat Pot Noodle out of her arsehole".

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

My mate met her a while back, I believe his thoughts summed up mine: "I'd like to eat Pot Noodle out of her arsehole".

I'd be interested to know more details about this. Was the pot noodle made pre-insertion, then dribbled into the arsehole, or is it put in dry, the water poured in, then you've got to wait for ages for it to be edible? How would you close the lid to keep the steam in? When would you put the packet of sauce in?

 

This is a logistical nightmare.

[bigthrusts]

Well that's appropriate:

 

[Dr Nowt]

Here you go Rachel, your letters are: "'d'I bmu uyo til yoru tthee wree cihpedp."

 

Make a sentence out of them while I ready the punish fuck.

 

* Spits on hands *

[Guest LFD]

Might be fit, but she's shit at dancing.

[Clark Westerfeld]

Might be fit, but she's shit at dancing.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Might be fit, but she's shit at dancing.

I bet she's good at horizontal dancing, though.

[Guest LFD]

Might be fit, but she's shit at dancing.

 

I should have said - might be shit at dancing, but at least she's fit!