Most pointless food

[Bobby Hundreds]

The gherkin is the only thing on a maccies burger that tastes of something. No shit though an egg mcmuffin cures a hangover, must be the levels of salt in  it.

[General Dryness]

Bobby knows. Maccies was my hangover food of choice in my drinking days too.

[mattyq]

Gherkins are fucking lovely

[Mook]

McDonald's makes my hangovers about 10 times worse and gherkins are for people who rape dead pigeons. I haven't had a burger out of McDonald's in about 15 years but when I did, those things came straight off and were launched at the nearest tory.

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Used to always go on a Sunday morning. Guaranteed to be full of dads and their kids. weekend access.

[moof]

McDonald's makes my hangovers about 10 times worse and gherkins are for people who rape dead pigeons. I haven't had a burger out of McDonald's in about 15 years but when I did, those things came straight off and were launched at the nearest tory.

A lot of things have changed in that time, for one McDonald's now use "real" "beef" in their burgers.

[Tony Moanero]

Hundreds and thousands. Offer nothing to enhance ice cream.

 

Gherkins. When I used to go to Macdonalds as a young teenager, they were the item always smeared on tables or chucked on the floor.

Gherkins are fucking ace. When I was a kid, only pussies ate their burgers without gherkins. Some sick cunts even used to order them without onions.

[setreal]

What's your stance on tomatoes on burgers Tony?

[Tony Moanero]

Depends on the size of the burger. A quarter pounder with onions, lettuce and tomatoes can be very tasty.

[setreal]

Correct.

[Furmedge]

Gherkins are one of the only things that are good about McDonalds. That, and, well no that's it.

[razor]

Just thought I'd point out, I haven't been to Macdonalds for about 20 years.  I'm vegetarian, and have been for 20 years.

 

I only suggested gherkins as I remember that the vast majority of Macdonalds folk used to lash their gherkin on the floor/wall/ceiling/nearest tory.

 

Yet Macdonalds persisted with it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"lash their gherkin" - where's Alan Sex....?

[Boss]

McDonalds are on my boycott list with Nestle and Coca cola. Horrible scumbags.

[lifetime fan]

They are lovely you heathens

They are. The shite you get in a burger, warm, limp and tasteless are not the real deal though.

 

Even I chuck them out.

[Champ]

They are. The shite you get in a burger, warm, limp and tasteless are not the real deal though.

 

Even I chuck them out.

 

And aint that the problem? A gherkin should be cold and crisp, straight from the fridge

[lifetime fan]

Yep. On a ploughman's with a load of cheese and Nanny Crowley's green tomato chutney.

[Lee909]

My issue is people putting tomato in everything. I dont want it in my burger and dont dare ruin a good sandwich with the things either. If i make a fresh salad sandwich at home i may add a bit myself but nothing worse than thickly cut tomato making the bread a soggy mess

[Champ]

Yep. On a ploughman's with a load of cheese and Nanny Crowley's green tomato chutney.

 

Now, I just happen to have some green tomatoes in my greenhouse...

[Total Longo]

Depends on the size of the burger. A quarter pounder with onions, lettuce and tomatoes can be very tasty.

 

Cress advocating freak.

[Tony Moanero]

Cress advocating freak.

Yer ma loves cress.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Not sure how tofu and McFuckindonalds found their way into a food thread?

 

Anyway, gherkins are ace.  The correct "pointless foods" so far are cress, lettuce and parsley.

 

Now... anybody care for a vol au vent?

 

[Lee909]

I do

Im pro parsley too

[Trumo]

The durian fruit. Why does anybody want to eat something that smells of raw sewage and vomit the second it is cut open?

[PestiRed]

If you don't like parsley then you're not doing it right. It's a herb not a garnish. And use the flat leaf one

[Bjornebye]

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