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Don't they have to serve gherkins for some fucking rule about having a certain amount of vegetable in the burger? I'd rather they got a vegetarian to take a shit in my burger than eat a fucking gherkin. I don't take them out though i'm not a weirdo. 

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Of course it wasn't called mcdonalds then. It was just a cave where a hairy man who spoke in grunts threw pieces of mammoth at people.

 

I'm a young slip of a lad...

 

I have nothing against gherkins per se, I just reckon that given the choice 99% of the people who go to Macdonalds wouldn't choose to have a gherkin on their burger.  That's what the gherkin-smeared interior of the actual Macdonalds told me, anyway.

 

On a side note, I once drank virtually a whole bottle of home-made slivovitz in the Czech Republic, with nothing but lettuce and gherkins to soak it up.  A horrible evening, and following morning that will live long in the memory.

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The people who were hosting hadn't conceived of the idea of vegetarianism.  They had slaughtered a pig for tea.  Everyone got stuck in, and the woman just stuck a bowl of lettuce and a jar of gherkins in front of me. 

 

Then the host, this benevolent Czech bloke, got out two bottles of his special homebrew, and I had to drink it.  And then match him shot for shot.  I remember getting onto the second bottle, but little else.

 

Gherkins...

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