Most pointless food

[dudek#1]

Cucumber.

 

Get out.

[hamstrung]

Cucumber.

 

How wrong can one post be?

 

Incredibly NSFW. The title might give that away.

 

RedTube - Cucumber Double Fuck

[Guest ShoePiss]

How wrong can one post be?

 

Incredibly NSFW. The title might give that away.

 

*RedTube - Cucumber Double Fuck

 

double wrong, it's actually a courgette but I think that girl will call it a zucchini. virtually negged.

[hamstrung]

Cucumber Fuck - Hot Goo

 

That ain't no courgette.

[Anny Road]

Vegararian copycat food. ie Vege sausages/burgers. If you dont like meat fair enough but stop putting your veggies into meat shaped products.

You are kidding noone except yourself.

[Remmie]

Quorn

 

Eat meat or don't. Make a decision.

Well the decision is obvious. Don't. That's why they are eating it.

 

Vegararian copycat food. ie Vege sausages/burgers. If you dont like meat fair enough but stop putting your veggies into meat shaped products.

You are kidding noone except yourself.

Why does this confuse eat meaters so much?

 

Some people want to turn veggie, but still like the taste and texture of meat, so low and behold they buy an alternative.

[Remmie]

As for pointless food, is there anyone on earth that actively enjoys glace cherries on their cake?

 

Cress is pointless, however watercress is flavour country.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Cress.

[Cath]

Bread sauce

[Anny Road]

Well the decision is obvious. Don't. That's why they are eating it.

 

Why does this confuse eat meaters so much?

 

Some people want to turn veggie, but still like the taste and texture of meat, so low and behold they buy an alternative.

If you like the taste and texture of meat why deny yourself.

If it is for animal welfare reasons or even health reasons why make your veg into the shape of something which is made from ears eyes and arseholes?

[wiiksie]

If you like the taste and texture of meat why deny yourself.

If it is for animal welfare reasons or even health reasons why make your veg into the shape of something which is made from ears eyes and arseholes?

Because the shape of meat is associated with...food? What shape should they make it, dildo shaped? F15 Fighter shaped? Curled up dog shit shaped?

 

"The first bite is with the eye".

[Anny Road]

Because the shape of meat is associated with...food? What shape should they make it, dildo shaped? F15 Fighter shaped? Curled up dog shit shaped?

 

"The first bite is with the eye".

 

Er vegetable shape perhaps?

[LFC Brian]

I have always said the same about cress,whats the fuckin point of it

 

Does anyone remember growing it in school out of cotton wool or something

 

I did read the best woman scorned revenge story once involving cress.After they split up,she went round to his house when he was away and spread cress seeds all over his carpets and watered them and turned the heating up,when he returned he had cress carpets.Genius

 

A woman scorned is a spiteful woman

[Total Longo]

I have always said the same about cress,whats the fuckin point of it

 

Does anyone remember growing it in school out of cotton wool or something

 

I did read the best woman scorned revenge story once involving cress.After they split up,she went round to his house when he was away and spread cress seeds all over his carpets and watered them and turned the heating up,when he returned he had cress carpets.Genius

 

A woman scorned is a spiteful woman

 

 

I'm sure we grew it out of a sock or a pair of underbuskers or something.

 

Cress...so much to answer for.

 

*shakes head*

[Total Longo]

Cress.

 

Cress.

[Remmie]

Cress.

Indeed.

[Total Longo]

Indeed.

 

!Cress!

[Guest TK-421]

If you like the taste and texture of meat why deny yourself.

If it is for animal welfare reasons or even health reasons why make your veg into the shape of something which is made from ears eyes and arseholes?

 

It's only a shape, man. Meat doesn't have a monopoly on shapes the last time I checked. I mean sausages are shaped after cocks but you don't complain about eating them.

[Nomad]

When i was i primery school they used to put these bean thing on ur plate they looked like butter beans but had this nasty green stuff inside of them i dunno what they were called. They were so hard you couldnt chew them so we flicked threw then at each other....actuly that proved your point there not pointless because you could use them as a wepon, but they still tasted nasty

[Total Longo]

When i was i primery school they used to put these bean thing on ur plate they looked like butter beans but had this nasty green stuff inside of them i dunno what they were called. They were so hard you couldnt chew them so we flicked threw then at each other....actuly that proved your point there not pointless because you could use them as a wepon, but they still tasted nasty

 

 

you flicked the bean?

[Guest ShoePiss]

well my green boxes really did take a hit from the yorkshire pud loving wools, I knew that would happen but I'm sure I can redeem myself.

 

Save sunday dinner plate real estate for something worthy, down with yorkshire puddings.

[Strontium]

If you like the taste and texture of meat why deny yourself.

 

 

Because you don't want things to die for your own personal greed? I don't fucking care what it looks like so long as nothing innocent was harmed in its creation.

 

Also, this thread is a whole load of wrong. Cress? Tofu? Corn? Has someone got a list of my favourite foods and got everyone to wind me up by suggesting them?

 

Inf act, the only person with a correct answer so far is theghost and his cucumber, a vile, watery, wannabe savoury melon which taints everything it comes within 20 yards of.

[ted tucker]

Tripe - Why the fuck would anyone want to eat the lining of a cows stomach?

 

[Total Longo]

Because you don't want things to die for your own personal greed? I don't fucking care what it looks like so long as nothing innocent was harmed in its creation.

 

Also, this thread is a whole load of wrong. Cress? Tofu? Corn? Has someone got a list of my favourite foods and got everyone to wind me up by suggesting them?

 

Inf act, the only person with a correct answer so far is theghost and his cucumber, a vile, watery, wannabe savoury melon which taints everything it comes within 20 yards of.

 

Cress is one of your favourite foods? Are you insane?

 

How can that be? It's not even a food. It's a garnish.

 

*shakes head*

 

!Cress!

[paddyberger15]

Bread sauce

 

You still believe in God, but God no longer believes in you. That is a whole new town of wrong right there. Bread Sauce is fannytastic, especially on Roast Tatties.