Lady Gaga

[grazywalker]

I have scrolled down and not a single picture of her arse or tits. What the fuck has happened to this place?

 

Just pictures of dogs.

[Red74]

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[Jairzinho]

24 minutes ago, grazywalker said:

I have scrolled down and not a single picture of her arse or tits. What the fuck has happened to this place?

It's gone to the dogs, mate. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 26/02/2021 at 22:15, Section_31 said:

Wouldn't be surprised if the reason he's took a bullet for fido is because he's had something in his contract about being liable if anything happens. 

 

He walks Oprah Winfrey's dogs and all these other Beverly Hills wankers too.

 

I know a few people who have dog walkers, one even takes people's dogs on holiday. What's the fucking point in having one if you won't even walk it? Is it purely for Instagram or bragging rights?

 

Outsourced parenthood, outsourced pets, fuck off.

A woman I used to work with left work to set up a dog-walking business about this time last year. 

 

It hasn't gone entirely to plan.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

9 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

It's the BBC I feel sorry for having to decide whether someone briefly losing a dog or a 99 year old man being a bit ill deserves top billing on the publicly paid for state broadcaster.

Both trumped by the massive headline news "Old Man Who Died Has A Funeral".

[Mook]

2 hours ago, grazywalker said:

I have scrolled down and not a single picture of her arse or tits. What the fuck has happened to this place?

 

Just pictures of dogs.

 

[General Dryness]

Lady Gaga can fuck off.

[Anubis]

On 26/02/2021 at 19:08, Section_31 said:

Fuck knows, they all look the same anyway. How hard can it be to find a jack Russell that looks like a jack Russell. 

 

"Oh but Kikiboo Thunderpants won't reply to my commands."

 

"Yeah that's because it's got ptsd, now give me 500 dollars, and a Cadilac, you asshole."

You do realise that these celebrity owned dogs will have their own stylist and manicures. Just fishing some scruffy little twat out of the local pound won’t cut it without $5000 worth of work.

[Anubis]

“You risked your life to fight for our family.”

 

Beyond parody.

[Section_31]

The soft cunt would be this bird with the headset on, least she had the brains to not be there when shit went down.

 

 

[Chip Butty]

Rejoice and praise the lord, for they are safe and well

 

https://www.itv.com/news/2021-02-27/lady-gagas-dogs-found-safe-after-armed-robbery-and-shooting-of-walker

 

 

Hosanna, Heysanna, Sanna Sanna
Hosanna Heysanna Hosanna.......

 

 

EDIT: hahaha, that was yesterday. I'm such a bad fan. 

[Elite]

23 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I’m guessing she paid the 500k reward. Every low life junkie in America with a handgun and a bitcoin account is now looking up celebrity dog owners and where they live. She won’t be popular at Hollywood parties anymore. 

They'll be too busy drinking adrenochrome to be arsed.

[Bjornebye]

I like Lady GaGa. I think she's stunning in that A Star is Born film. If you're reading this GaGa, I'd have got your dogs back for a blowie and a packet of beef space raiders you little fucking cutie. Lets get married and have blue murder every other day. 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 27/02/2021 at 09:53, Code said:

Thank God the dogs are safe.

 

 

At least they are happy.

[Bjornebye]

Why is the ones on the lefts cock staring at me 

[Mook]

[cochyn]

Oy vey!