Lady Gaga

[Rico1304]

The Caitlin Moran interview with her is good, tried to link to it but fucked up as on phone and shite wifi. Google it.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Lips look inviting. 

[Stu Monty]

The Caitlin Moran interview with her is good, tried to link to it but fucked up as on phone and shite wifi. Google it.

Aye. Has a dabble with the old sex clubs doesn't she, if I remember rightly?

[Strontium]

https://saiditbest.wordpress.com/2010/05/22/come-party-with-lady-gaga-caitlin-morans-times-interview/
 
Perhaps uniquely among all the journalists in the world, I can now factually confirm that Lady Gaga does not have a penis. That rumour can, conclusively, die.
 
It's in her book too (Moranthology)

[Bjornebye]

Felt like a walk half way through that. 

[setreal]

It's no unique insight, is it though? Might be wrong here, but I believe I have seen some kind of art project video where she was full frontal? Probably was linked on this here thread.

[General Dryness]

It's no unique insight, is it though? Might be wrong here, but I believe I have seen some kind of art project video where she was full frontal? Probably was linked on this here thread.

 

Yeah, the Abramovic method. How to become a Russian oligarch. Or something. Looks mental.

 

http://xhamster.com/movies/3454795/lady_gaga_the_abramovic_method_practiced_by_lady_gaga.html

[Section_31]

The modern world summed up on the news just now.
"Lady GaGa's dog walker has been shot in the chest and the dogs stolen. Lady GaGa has vowed to do everything to get the dogs back."
Funny, I was kind of more worried about the bloke getting shot in the chest.

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

The modern world summed up on the news just now.
"Lady GaGa's dog walker has been shot in the chest and the dogs stolen. Lady GaGa has vowed to do everything to get the dogs back."
Funny, I was kind of more worried about the bloke getting shot in the chest.

Yeah that's the first thing I thought. Fucking hell mad world

[SasaS]

The bloke obviously didn't put up enough of a fight to defend the Gaga dogs.

[Bjornebye]

Have they found the dogs yet FFS?! 

[Section_31]

"I'm not srprised", said one of the dogwalker's clients, "Ryan would lay down his life for these dogs"

 

Well he's a tit then. Getting shot for to stop some Bel Air bellend's French poodle being nabbed and sold.

 

I hope they've found their way to a Korean restaurant, he wakes up and goes back to college. 

 

Seriously, what a time to be alive.

[Bjornebye]

Yes we get that but have they found the dogs yet??! 

[Jennings]

D'ya like dags?

[Section_31]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yes we get that but have they found the dogs yet??! 

Fuck knows, they all look the same anyway. How hard can it be to find a jack Russell that looks like a jack Russell. 

 

"Oh but Kikiboo Thunderpants won't reply to my commands."

 

"Yeah that's because it's got ptsd, now give me 500 dollars, and a Cadilac, you asshole."

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I'm willing to bet he's in on it. 

[Herp McDerp]

22 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

I'm willing to bet he's in on it. 

 

If so he's taken method acting to the next level, what with him being shot and all.

[Bjornebye]

31 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Fuck knows, they all look the same anyway. How hard can it be to find a jack Russell that looks like a jack Russell. 

 

"Oh but Kikiboo Thunderpants won't reply to my commands."

 

"Yeah that's because it's got ptsd, now give me 500 dollars, and a Cadilac, you asshole."

If they've taken Jack Russells then this has taken my anxiety about it to another level. I thought they were a couple of them little punch faced french bulldog types? 

 

FIND THE DOGS!!!!! 

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Herp McDerp said:

 

If so he's taken method acting to the next level, what with him being shot and all.

He's got his bong out ignore him. 

[sir roger]

If I was Lady Gaga I would look at it as a survival of the fittest test and just stick with the one that had the chops to escape.

[Gnasher]

Dogs have apparently enjoyed a boom time due to covid as people working at home give the mutts more attention. 

 

Not sure what that has to do with Lady Gaga, oh I know, this dogs making the most of a tobbogan run being closed during covid by thinking 'fuck the humans I'm having a go'  he's Ga Ga

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Apart from the fact I nearly snapped my leg in half tobogganing pissed once, tobogganing is fucking great. 

[Mudface]

I wish someone would kidnap my fucking dog. A week of him waking them up at 3 every morning and they'd be paying me to take the cunt back. 

[VladimirIlyich]

58 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Apart from the fact I nearly snapped my leg in half tobogganing pissed once, tobogganing is fucking great. 

Cool Runnings bro.'

[Section_31]

Wouldn't be surprised if the reason he's took a bullet for fido is because he's had something in his contract about being liable if anything happens. 

 

He walks Oprah Winfrey's dogs and all these other Beverly Hills wankers too.

 

I know a few people who have dog walkers, one even takes people's dogs on holiday. What's the fucking point in having one if you won't even walk it? Is it purely for Instagram or bragging rights?

 

Outsourced parenthood, outsourced pets, fuck off.