Cream Egg Twisted

[Guest TK-421]

What's the verdict on these fuckers, hot or not? I've had two and give them the double thumbs up.

 

Link is here, friends :)

 

Creme Egg Twisted. It's no Creme Egg. It's Twisted.

[robbief 4]

two spots for your in the morrow. nobody has ever eaten a cream egg and not had a spot the next day.

[RJ Fan club 1,260]

RJ, thumb up. I like them, but they're not as good as a proper creme egg.

[sh#t waffle 1,564]

Obviously they taste nice, but I'd still much rather have a Creme Egg. I used to get disappointed every Easter that my Creme Egg easter egg wasn't in fact a huge creme egg. Man, that's a lot of egg in one sentence.

[Guest TK-421]

two spots for your in the morrow. nobody has ever eaten a cream egg and not had a spot the next day.

 

That is spookily close to the truth.

[Guest TK-421]

Obviously they taste nice, but I'd still much rather have a Creme Egg. I used to get disappointed every Easter that my Creme Egg easter egg wasn't in fact a huge creme egg. Man, that's a lot of egg in one sentence.

 

The Easter Egg sized Creme Egg is the dream.

 

Why is it Creme not Cream? It's messed up my thread title.

[robbief 4]

The Easter Egg sized Creme Egg is the dream.

 

it's not far from easter. get a petition on the go.

 

***special edition cream easter egg***

[Guest TK-421]

Noos could do a fine crank Email for this but make it real and come true.

[Alan Sex 4,445]

It's creme not cream because it's a sugary nectar of the gods, not shitty common old cream.

[Scott_M 5,298]

Their boss.

 

I had a Cream Egg yesterday & I can confirm the rumours spot do not apply to me.

[Acid 226]

I love em. A little hard for my liking and when you bite into it the edges are sharp, usually with a real creme egg I hold it for a minute so it goes a bit soft... lovely stuff.

[Ezekiel 25:17 3,333]

12 creme eggs half price in tescos it the mo 2.50, tgd bars are nice but would be better if you got two sticks in a pack ala twix.

[Total Longo 2,973]

Obviously they taste nice, but I'd still much rather have a Creme Egg. I used to get disappointed every Easter that my Creme Egg easter egg wasn't in fact a huge creme egg. Man, that's a lot of egg in one sentence.

 

 

Me too. I was always hoping that they would secrete a chocolate spoon somewhere in the packaging so you could scoop out the creme but it never happened. And the huge creme egg remained a fantasy too.

 

On the plus side, i got a kitkat chunky that was three quarters chocolate the other day. That's twice now.

[Sugar Ape 13,710]

I bet @Tony Moanero is in the 1% who eat it with a spoon. 
 

 

[Tony Moanero 14,552]

1 minute ago, Sugar Ape said:

I bet @Tony Moanero is in the 1% who eat it with a spoon. 
 

 

Nah, I just eat the whole thing at once.

[Anubis 17,725]

Creme Eggs are gash.

 

I shall now retire to other threads.

[Sugar Ape 13,710]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

Creme Eggs are gash.

 

I shall now retire to other threads.

You need to retire completely from public life with a statement like that. 

[Tony Moanero 14,552]

3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Creme Eggs are gash.

 

I shall now retire to other threads.

I quite like them. Cadbury’s Caramel eggs are miles better, though.

[Sugar Ape 13,710]

Just now, Tony Moanero said:

I quite like them. Cadbury’s Caramel eggs are miles better, though.

I’m not too keen on them. These are lovely, think they only have them around Easter though. 
 

 

[Tony Moanero 14,552]

2 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

I’m not too keen on them. These are lovely, think they only have them around Easter though. 
 

 

Never had one but do like Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. 

 

These were fantastic.

[Moo 704]

Creme Eggs are fucking terrible since the cheap bastard americans changed the outside from Dairy Milk chocolate to moulded excrement. I genuinely lament that and hate all american business owners as a result.

[johnsusername 2,376]

17 minutes ago, Moo said:

Creme Eggs are fucking terrible since the cheap bastard americans changed the outside from Dairy Milk chocolate to moulded excrement. I genuinely lament that and hate all american business owners as a result.

Yep. Used to be proper Dairy Milk but they changed it to bog standard shite. And they made the 6 egg pack into a 5 pack but kept the price the same.

 

FUCKING CUNTS. 

[VladimirIlyich 7,743]

2 hours ago, Moo said:

Creme Eggs are fucking terrible since the cheap bastard americans changed the outside from Dairy Milk chocolate to moulded excrement. I genuinely lament that and hate all american business owners as a result.

This.

[Butch 1,031]

Definitely not as nice as when they first came out, much smaller now too.