Is this the start of something special?

[Duncan Clench]

Last night, for the first time in my life, I got so drunk that I sat on the edge of my bed and did a wee on the floor. I didn't have a clue about it until my girlfriend told me this morning. She said it was like I was sleepwalking. Weird.

 

I've got a few mates that do this sort of thing and my brother does it if he drinks strong lager, but I've never done anything like it before.

 

Do you think that this could become a regular thing now or is it more likely a one-off?

 

Please help GFers!

 

PS: I also fell off my bike on the way back from the pub. It was a bad night all-in-all!

[Alan Sex]

You are now officially a midnight piss-pest. You have turned your bladder to the dark side, and mark my words it will destroy you.

[Liverpool lad]

You have just had too much to drink and made a tit of yourself, don't do it again and things will start to look up

[Fugitive]

My mate once got that pissed he stood at the top of the stairs thinking it was the bog and proceeded to relieve himself whilst we were all pissing ourselves at the bottom. His Brother nearly killed him.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Last night, for the first time in my life, I got so drunk that I sat on the edge of my bed and did a wee on the floor. I didn't have a clue about it until my girlfriend told me this morning. She said it was like I was sleepwalking. Weird.

 

I've got a few mates that do this sort of thing and my brother does it if he drinks strong lager, but I've never done anything like it before.

 

Do you think that this could become a regular thing now or is it more likely a one-off?

 

Please help GFers!

 

PS: I also fell off my bike on the way back from the pub. It was a bad night all-in-all!

 

 

This is truly embarrassing, I can't condone this kind of behavior under any circumstances. I mean, what must your girlfriend think ?? what were you thinking, did you really think, I mean really think it would be acceptable for a GROWN MAN to ride a bike to the pub, shame on you.

[SammyAftershave]

This could be the start of something good in the world of 'incontinence adventures' for you. Keep your fingers crossed (as opposed to your legs). If this doesn't get the chicks breast stroking at your feet, I can't think what will.

[Sweeney287]

My mate once got that pissed he stood at the top of the stairs thinking it was the bog and proceeded to relieve himself whilst we were all pissing ourselves at the bottom. His Brother nearly killed him.

 

My step dad has done that, and my mum went mental. Well funny.

[23_Carra_Gold]

My mate went home after a party one night and pissed down his oul pairs stairs. He was 16 at the time and they didn't let him drink. His ma just stood there asking him what the fuck he was doing.

[Anny Road]

I've pissed in more wardrobes than is healthy. Don't worry about it.

[the jam]

my mate went home pissed one night,and goes into the kitchen,and his bird shouts down to him,asking what the fuck he was doing down there.and he's shouts up,am fixing the door.and she's like' what fucking door?.so she legs it down the stairs to find him pissing in the fridge.

[Crazyhorse7778]

I pissed in the bin when I was drunk once. Somehow convinced myself it was a toilet.

[Brodie]

One of my mates pissed the bed when bladdered, woke his bird up next to him and managed to convince her she did it, apparently she was crying while she changed the sheets.

[Alan Sex]

One of my mates pissed the bed when bladdered, woke his bird up next to him and managed to convince her she did it, apparently she was crying while she changed the sheets.

 

[Anubis]

There's only one way to stop this behaviour - kill yourself. It's the only way to be sure. You'll thank yourself for it later. I promise.

[Duncan Clench]

This is truly embarrassing, I can't condone this kind of behavior under any circumstances. I mean, what must your girlfriend think ?? what were you thinking, did you really think, I mean really think it would be acceptable for a GROWN MAN to ride a bike to the pub, shame on you.

 

I know. It's bad isn't it? I've got a problem, and the first step to recovery is admitting it. Yes. Once a week I ride a bike to the pub.

 

Now I know I'm not alone in the pissing thing. I'm just concerned that this is the beginning of a terrible habit. I've got a mate who did the 'waterfall' thing of pissing down the stairs. That was at a party and he had a proper audience. The same fella also tried to piss on another mate's head once. Awesome work.

 

Just to make sure, I got pissed tonight as well. I'll let you know how I get on!

[airbags]

One of my mates wee brother's had his 18th there a few weeks ago, wandered into the front living room where one of his mates was sleeping on the couch unbeknowest to him. Apparantly, he proceeded to piss into the fireplace and to cap it all of, his big sister walked into the room to catch him in the middle of it.

 

What a way to begin your adult life.

 

Think I may have also pissed on my mates head when we were at Wittness a few years ago too. Also, was up in court for pissing on the street once. The discharge of urine has thus had quite a traumatic affect on my young self thus far.

[melons]

how the hell do you manage it though? i have never pissed the bed, nor missed the toilet, no matter how drunk i am.

 

my ex did the down the stairs one, when i kicked off his response was "cant do nothing right in this fuckin house" eyes still closed.

[Truered]

Last night, for the first time in my life, I got so drunk that I sat on the edge of my bed and did a wee on the floor. I didn't have a clue about it until my girlfriend told me this morning. She said it was like I was sleepwalking. Weird.

 

I've got a few mates that do this sort of thing and my brother does it if he drinks strong lager, but I've never done anything like it before.

 

Do you think that this could become a regular thing now or is it more likely a one-off?

 

Please help GFers!

 

PS: I also fell off my bike on the way back from the pub. It was a bad night all-in-all!

 

 

Fuck gav this rock-star lifestyle of yours is getting worse every day...

 

Did you get tams to clean it up aswell..

[Scott_M]

Everybody has done it. I confessed to being caught taking a piss out of my bed room window & being caught by my Mum on another thread the other week.

 

Personally, I think I don't urinate in a potentially embarrassing place then it's not a good night out.

[Furmedge]

I've got a mate who regularly pisses his bed after a night out. He's 32. Was especially embarrassing on holiday a couple of years ago when he brought a bird back to the room and pissed on her leg while he was asleep.

[Duncan Clench]

I'm pleased to report that I had a 'wee-free' night last night so I'm thinking it was a one off. And yes Dave, Tam cleaned it up. I was flat out!

 

Really pleased to hear the other stories. Somehow makes me feel better about it!

[manwiththestick]

I pissed all over the wife's shoes and handbags in the corner of the bedroom one time, Apparently she woke up shouted at me "what the fuck are you doing?" to which i replied "errr, i'm having a wee" and then got back in bed. Needless to say i got the silent treatment the next day and all her shoes smelt funny.

[god knows]

What all you incontinent fuckers have failed to realise about this thread is that the fucking girly twat had a wee SITTING DOWN!!!! HE SAT ON THE EDGE OF HIS BED!! WHAT THE FUCK!!

[WaltonRed]

My mate always does it when he's had a few too many.

 

When we went to Glasto we all thought he'd end up doing it in his tent the weirdo.

 

He did on his birds dressing table once, all over her watch and phone and she just left it there and then got him up at the crack of dawn to clean it all up.

 

He also shit himself on holiday in the reception of his hotel were he had fell asleep pissed.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

Recently pissed up against the mum-in-laws front door whilst blindo, she heard me wazzing and came to watch!

 

Pissed in the girlfriends shoes much to her disapproval.

 

Destroyed my old VCR by weeing in it. Was lucky not to get electrocuted through my beelend on that occassion.

 

Makes me sound like a serial drunk weeer.