ever been ashamed of yourself?

[windass]

:laugh:

[Anubis]

Jesus Windass, sex with your own mum is just awful.

[Antynwa]

Yeah

 

Some girl I'm meeting told me my face makes her sick.

 

Fucking Hilarity.

[Section_31]

No. Even when I shit my kecks (which is often) I find it hilarious.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I have no shame

[Scott_M]

Used to be quite a lot when I was drunk at a younger age.

 

Not so much these days.

[RobbieOR]

Oh yes all the time.

[philyhamann]

I fell asleep on my keyboard last night, but thats funny more than anything.

[RobbieOR]

I fell asleep on my keyboard last night, but thats funny more than anything.

 

Thats something to be proud of Phily, something to tell the kids, tell them you fell asleep while on TLW.

[Liverpool lad]

Yes, but I am not going to divulge it on the board

[Section_31]

Thats something to be proud of Phily, something to tell the kids, tell them you fell asleep while on TLW.

 

He was obviously reading a stats-heavy *f thread at the time.

[Scott_M]

Been thinking about this and the most ashamed I've been was when my Mum caught me pissed, stark bollock naked, knelt on my window ledge taking a piss into the garden.

[RobbieOR]

He was obviously reading a stats-heavy *f thread at the time.

 

Or section_31's posts.:whistle:

[Acid]

The day I looked at one of your threads.

[Fugitive]

Catching a glimpse of your own reflection in something whilst wanking.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

No not even the time I stole knickers off my neighbours washing line, ok maybe that time.

[kopitegaz]

He was obviously reading a stats-heavy *f thread at the time.

 

Or just any *f thread.

[JohnnyH]

Yes. This one time I was looking after this old old lady who used to bring up young orphans and teach them to read and make scones and this one evening when I was there she had made some scones for old times sake, and, well, I stole one and ate it in the toilet while she was probably pissing herself or something. That made me ashamed, that and the time I raped and killed all those kids.

[Unrighteous]

Yeah, one time... I was so intimidated, because I managed to pull the hottest bird on the planet, that I couldn't get my head 'into the game' so to speak and the body wasn't responding, if you follow, until she finally jumped on me AND THEN everything was very memorable.

 

I was ashamed of myself for the first few minutes until everything finally caught up and started working... but then I was elated/on the top of the world/etc.

 

Think taller, thinner, Scarlett Johansson with a sexy accent.

[Thants]

windass is like a stand up without punchlines.