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Mundane Things Which Knock You Sick


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Cunts who go for a slash in the alehouse, don't wash their hands and then open the fuckin' bog door with the very hands they've held their pathetic peckers in.

 

Dirty cunts.

 

I was in Tescos once and had to to go the bog for a quick burst. While I was in there I saw a fella have a slash and just leave without washing his hands. I made a point of keeping my eye on the dirty bastard whilst in the shop and studiously avoided anything he touched. I suppose I should've said something but I adopted the typically British shithouse stance of 'not making a scene'.

 

For the record I can't stand the smell of that Parmesan cheese dust in the tubs, it's fucking rank and makes me heave. I have no problem with a block of fresh Parmesan, it's just that tubbed-up shite.

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I have a real thing about licking envelopes now. I cut my tongue really badly once and since then I have had to lick my finger and apply spit that way. I buy envelopes that have a tape you remove and they stick themselves, work has them too, so thankfully I am normally spared from this.

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I sneezed into an ashtray and the ash went into my eyes and nose and i have not stopped wretching since. Poeple who smoke should be made eat their own ash.

 

by the way i did not do it an as an experiment - it was a freakish coincidence involving the nasal passage and the location of my head at time of same

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