Slagging off Soccer Saturday - 3rd Jan edition

[dave u]

"I'm not racist because I love the Marvel films and have a Black Panther action figure".

 

At least it's more original than "some of my closest friends are black".

 

No idea if the poster who said this is racist or not, I just thought it was really funny!

[Aventus]

On 29/08/2020 at 10:38, BeefStroganoff said:

Oh im a bigot am i? And you know that exactly how? Because some kids said they had heroes who where Black? One of mine is John Barnes. 

Is this you? 

 

 

[Scott_M]

On 29/08/2020 at 10:38, BeefStroganoff said:

Oh im a bigot am i? And you know that exactly how? Because some kids said they had heroes who where Black? One of mine is John Barnes. Actually I love the Marvel films and actually have a statue of Chadwick Boseman on the shelf as Black Panther. Go figure.

 

Absolutely hilarious. 
 

You really are a prize burk. 

[dylstar]

7 hours ago, dave u said:

"I'm not racist because I love the Marvel films and have a Black Panther action figure".

 

At least it's more original than "some of my closest friends are black".

 

No idea if the poster who said this is racist or not, I just thought it was really funny!

Beef Stroganoff .. 

[Mudface]

I'm not bothered about the panel being more diverse in terms of race, but I don't want to see women on my screen. Unless they're hot. And don't talk much.

[Elite]

#AnyoneButMicahRichards

 

[suzy]

36 minutes ago, Elite said:

#AnyoneButMicahRichards

 

He’s so biased towards the blue mancs

[Elite]

12 minutes ago, suzy said:

He’s so biased towards the blue mancs

It's the falseness I hate about him. He's all jovial and happy when things are going city's way but once anything goes against them you can see him turn into a nasty, vindictive bastard. His fake persona doesn't fool me. He's a prick.

[Byrnie]

12 minutes ago, suzy said:

He’s so biased towards the blue mancs

Big time.

[Byrnie]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

It's the falseness I hate about him. He's all jovial and happy when things are going city's way but once anything goes against them you can see him turn into a nasty, vindictive bastard. His fake persona doesn't fool me. He's a prick.

Spot on. Plenty of spite behind that big, stupid fake laugh.

 

[Dave D]

Get Joey Barton on

[Scott_M]

I’m not racist, I leaped out my seat and screamed “Fuck YEAH” when Lando Calrissian blew up the Death Star. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Mudface said:

I'm not bothered about the panel being more diverse in terms of race, but I don't want to see women on my screen. Unless they're hot. And don't talk much.

I mean, who wants to listen to Kelly Cates bang on about football?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 31/08/2020 at 12:48, dave u said:

"I'm not racist because I love the Marvel films and have a Black Panther action figure".

 

At least it's more original than "some of my closest friends are black".

 

No idea if the poster who said this is racist or not, I just thought it was really funny!

It's like Gareth in The Office saying that he's not homophobic because he's got CDs by George Michael and Queen "and they're bummers".

[an tha]

We're not racist....we only hate mancs!

[Mudface]

23 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

It's like Gareth in The Office saying that he's not homophobic because he's got CDs by George Michael and Queen "and they're bummers".

I love women. I'm never off Pornhub and my favourite category is lesbians.

[Elite]

3 hours ago, Mudface said:

I love women. I'm never off Pornhub and my favourite category is lesbians.

Two sisters with you just watching?

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Elite said:

Two sisters with you just watching?

Step sisters, please.

[BeefStroganoff]

4 hours ago, Scott_M said:

I’m not racist, I leaped out my seat and screamed “Fuck YEAH” when Lando Calrissian blew up the Death Star. 

Not a racist. Just a bellend.

[BeefStroganoff]

4 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

It's like Gareth in The Office saying that he's not homophobic because he's got CDs by George Michael and Queen "and they're bummers".

No its really not.

[Scott_M]

12 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

Not a racist. Just a bellend.

Don’t be like that. Surely, like me, you were giving it biftas when Pele equalised in Escape To Victory, viewing it as a moral victory for the team & a life victory for BLM?

[Stickman]

Imagine being sacked to find you’ve been replaced by Tony Pulis and Tim Sherwood 

[Pidge]

 

This got me, a few times.