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I was already having a shitty day when I discovered that someone has torn a handful of pages out of both ends of my new dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse. 

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My mum handed me £50 earlier and said "Take your brother to see a movie for his birthday. Keep him out until 2:00 while your father and I set up his surprise party."

 

That was the day I realised that he was the favourite twin.

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4 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Is this an age thing? I know they used to print shit jokes on lolly-sticks* years ago.  Do they still do that?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* Of course that's the right terminology. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

When did they move Tuebrook to Widnes, lolly sticks? Get fucked, what’s a lolly? No such thing, hence there can’t be a fucking lolly stick, the stick that keeps yer lolly ice in the air is a lollyice stick. Down with the wool behaviour, ye’ll be drinking cans of pop next.

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