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Guest Pistonbroke

Anne Summers outlets are selling a new alcoholic vagina gel that women can rub on their flaps!

 

So now when the guy goes down he can have a bevvy as well!

 

However, anti-drink campaigner's want it banned amid fears of 24 hr minge drinking !!

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Guest davelfc

I phoned one of the Babestation girls once.

 

she said "What would you like me to do for you?"

 

So I said...

 

"Hide behind the sofa, the wife's coming downstairs & I've lost the remote!"

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Guest Pistonbroke

I called the RSPCA today and said,

"I've just found a suitcase in the

woods containing a fox and four

cubs."

"That's terrible," she replied. "Are

they moving?"

"I'm not sure, to be honest," I

said, "But that would explain the

suitcase."

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I walked into my mums bedroom and under the bed I saw a suit- case half open. My curiosity got the better off me so I opened the case in it was a leather mask, a leather cape, crotchless leather shorts and a leather whip......

 

I couldn't believe it... my mum... a super hero!!!!

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  • 2 weeks later...

The police asked me to identify what they thought was my wife's body.

 

They pulled the sheet back to show her face. "I can't be certain," I told them.

 

The sheet went back a bit further to reveal her breasts. "Sorry, but I'm still not sure."

 

They took the sheet completely off and I had a good look. "That's definitely not her, Officer.

 

My wife's not black."

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