Hoovers

[Section_31]

Fucking hate hoovers.

 

I remember lying in bed at the age of about six after being woken up by one of the fuckers thinking, "in 20 years I bet they'll be dead quiet."

 

But no, they've actually got fucking louder, and they don't work very well either. Why has hoover technology not advanced? Forget all this internet and Ipod bollocks, sort these hoovers out.

[RedKnight]

I call them vacuum cleaners.

[Section_31]

I call them vacuum cleaners.

 

It's grim up North.

 

 

Tea

[RedKnight]

It's like people who call Pepsi 'Coke'. No, it's cola, Coke is a brand.

[Section_31]

It's like people who call Pepsi 'Coke'. No, it's cola, Coke is a brand.

 

Have you ever used the word tannoy instead of loudspeaker? Portacabin instead of 'portable cabin' or biro instead of pen though? You could get sued for that in certain circumstances.

[RedKnight]

Have you ever used the word tannoy instead of loudspeaker? Portacabin instead of 'portable cabin' or biro instead of pen though? You could get sued for that in certain circumstances.

 

I use public address system.

 

Vacuum cleaners have got louder, if anything. Dyson's are so noisy they could be slapped with asbos.

[windass]

Fucking hate hoovers.

 

I remember lying in bed at the age of about six after being woken up by one of the fuckers thinking, "in 20 years I bet they'll be dead quiet."

 

But no, they've actually got fucking louder, and they don't work very well either. Why has hoover technology not advanced? Forget all this internet and Ipod bollocks, sort these hoovers out.

 

true! i hate changing fiddly bags. they overheat. orrible things

 

:wallbutt:

[thechap]

I'm still waiting for my two free flights to Orlando. Bastards.

[RJ Fan club]

This is over five years old now. Why am I not seeing the benefits? A robot to take the load off was a massive lie, like monkey butlers.

 

Actually as housework goes, vacuuming is one of the better chores. As a man I actually do it fucking properly as opposed to women who usually make a half arsed job of it.

[RedKnight]

Do you use the full range of attachments and move all the furniture to get at all areas too?

[RJ Fan club]

Do you use the full range of attachments and move all the furniture to get at all areas too?

 

Yeah, except for the round one with the bristles. I don't have curtains and it doesn't work on blinds.

[Section_31]

I can't be arsed with the hoover anyway, I just sprinkle sugar on the floor and let the local diabetic support group go to town on it with their tongues.

[thechap]

I'm still waiting for one of these.

 

 

EDIT: Bollocks! It didn't work.

 

It was Kryten.

[Elite]

Annoying as fuck if you have a mum/wife who is obsessed with cleaning.

[Ginny]

Fucking hate hoovers.

 

I remember lying in bed at the age of about six after being woken up by one of the fuckers thinking, "in 20 years I bet they'll be dead quiet."

 

But no, they've actually got fucking louder, and they don't work very well either. Why has hoover technology not advanced? Forget all this internet and Ipod bollocks, sort these hoovers out.

 

 

Haha, genius.

[Scott_M]

I hate hoovers & doing the hoovering.

 

Not as much as I hate irons & the ironing though.