Panda Outrage

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A college student in southern China was bitten by a panda after he broke into the bear's enclosure hoping to get a hug, state media reported.

 

The student was visiting Qixing Park with classmates on Friday when he jumped the two meter-high fence around the panda's habitat, said the park employee.

 

The park in Guilin, a popular tourist town in the Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region, houses a small zoo and a panda exhibit.

 

It was virtually deserted when the student scaled the fence surrounding the panda, named Yang Yang, the employee said.

 

He said the student was bitten in the arms and legs. Two foreign visitors who saw the attack ran to get help from workers at a nearby refreshment stand, who notified park officials, the employee said.

 

The student was pale as he was taken away by medics but appeared clear-headed, he said.

 

"Yang Yang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him. I didn't expect he would attack," the 20-year-old student, surnamed Liu, said in a local hospital, according to the official Xinhua News Agency.

 

Pandas, which generally have a public image as cute, gentle creatures, are nonetheless wild animals that can be violent when provoked or startled.

 

Last year, a panda at the Beijing Zoo attacked a teenager, ripping chunks out of his legs, when he jumped a barrier while the bear was being fed.

 

The same panda was in the news in 2006 when he bit a drunk tourist who broke into his enclosure and tried to hug him while he was asleep.The tourist retaliated by biting the bear in the back.

 

Top class! Pandas are so shit they can't even maul someone to death but actually GET BITTEN by people and then put their heads in their paws and cry.

[Alan Sex]

[Alan Sex]

Don't fuck with the pandas.

 

[Alan Sex]

And now for the ultimate in panda scandal pics on the entire net....

 

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haha how do you do it!?? Seriously! That minigun one's fucking quality!

[Pdool]

What the fuck are universities teaching student's nowaday's. They will give you a degree in klingon but don't teach enough common sense so that you don't fuck with the zoo.

 

Do you know what happened to the student? Probably tried and executed that afternoon.

[Alan Sex]

What the fuck are universities teaching student's nowaday's. They will give you a degree in klingon but don't teach enough common sense so that you don't fuck with the zoo.

 

Do you know what happened to the student? Probably tried and executed that afternoon.

 

Exactly. Obviously only Vulcans can fuck pandas.

[odris]

"Yang Yang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him. I didn't expect he would attack," the 20-year-old student, surnamed Liu, said in a local hospital, according to the official Xinhua News Agency.

 

That narrows it down to say what? 8 billion people in China.

[Kevin D]

PANDA WATCH!

[Pdool]

Has Tiananmen Square not taught student's anything?

 

DO NOT FUCK WITH CHINA.

 

AND THAT INCLUDES PANDA'S

[Big Ig]

Mate you had 10x as many students in Tiananmen Square protesting against the West when there was all that kerfuffle in Tibet before the Olympics, as you did in '89. Dem students bum China now. And the Pandas. Allegedly.

[Ginny]

Pandas are fuckin mongs. They should all be dead by now. If it wasnt for us forcing them to fuck they would all be gonners. They do look really cuddly and soft though.

[neko]

[YOUTUBE]sh3kx9Qa3UU[/YOUTUBE]

[Woo]

When one little Panda, is outraged by another little Panda, that makes me a saaaaad Panda!

[Anubis]

Panda mugger....

 

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[rb14]

What the fuck are universities teaching student's nowaday's. They will give you a degree in klingon but don't teach enough common sense so that you don't fuck with the zoo.

 

Do you know what happened to the student? Probably tried and executed that afternoon.

 

Has Tiananmen Square not taught student's anything?

 

DO NOT FUCK WITH CHINA.

 

AND THAT INCLUDES PANDA'S

Two posts and four incorrect apostrophes. In fact, you got 100% of your apostrophes wrong. There's the outrage.

 

100% incorrect = 1 RiS.

 

No apostrophes for plurals.

 

Try and remember this; use apostrophes only when there is a letter (or letters) missing.

[Hand Shandy]

You are Paul's gay alter ego and I claim my five pound's.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That apostrophe was just for you... And you forgot to mention the possessive.

[Alan Sex]

[rb14]

The possessive.

[Guest simon]

Ha ha Pandas almost rule as hard as Monkeys.

[Trumo]

 

 

Hug me byatch!!!

[Mel Wood]

PANDA WATCH!

Pandamonium?

[neko]

[neko]

watch it, and i dare you not to go "awww"....

 

[YOUTUBE]WfdOEUDM1GA[/YOUTUBE]

[RedinSweden]

On a one on one, i could fucking batter a Panda.