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Fearne Cotton


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It's Friday night. I am absolutely fucking well skint and I'm watching a show that is constantly asking me for money. I'm looking at Fearne Cotton as she reads out phone numbers that I can use to make a donation and I feel both saddened and mean spirited because I cannot use those numbers. I even feel guilty about the wank I'm having at the time.

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We could never have a beautiful relationship because she's just too fucking dumb but hit it? Hell yes. Even with a possibly stinky pit and her magnificent collection of shittoos.

 

As for Holly, I would break her in several fundamental ways.

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