Katy Perry

[Bogman]

ahh, your arse.

[lifetime fan]

And nads.

[Mook]

[Johnlj]

three fiddy on she have long tits, that's why she have never shown them. and one longer than the other by a good bit too.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

three fiddy on she have long tits, that's why she have never shown them. and one longer than the other by a good bit too.

You're a fucking wrong'un, John. Bang out of order that, pal.

[Mook]

three fiddy on she have long tits, that's why she have never shown them. and one longer than the other by a good bit too.

 

Would suggest otherwise.

[Vincent Vega]

 

http://theclemreport.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/katyperrysboobs_10.gif

 

How fucking sexy does she look there? Fucking hells bells. There might be more beautiful women out there, but I can't think of anyone I'd rather bone.

[lifetime fan]

three fiddy on she have long tits, that's why she have never shown them. and one longer than the other by a good bit too.

She has magnificent tits not udders you fucking wrong un.

 

Negged, obviously.

[Vincent Vega]

 

Me, me, me!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

three fiddy on she have long tits, that's why she have never shown them. and one longer than the other by a good bit too.

[Rushies tash]

And nads.

Veet? Get a razor to em.

[Rushies tash]

 

Would suggest otherwise.

...and she is fucking glorious.

[lifetime fan]

Veet? Get a razor to em.

Grows back softer and thinner with veet mate.

[lifetime fan]

...and she is fucking glorious.

 

A real woman with tits and ass.

 

 

[Rushies tash]

Grows back softer and thinner with veet mate.

Really? Cheers.

 

*goes off to check boots website*

[Dr Nowt]

Really? Cheers.

 

*goes off to check boots website*

 

Probably best have a quick look on Amazon first mate.  Just in case.

[lifetime fan]

Probably best have a quick look on Amazon first mate. Just in case.

Do not ever, leave on for longer than 6 minutes.

 

Also for fucks sake make sure it's pure aloe vera you have for after and not something with alcohol in!

[Rushies tash]

Do not ever, leave on for longer than 6 minutes.

Also for fucks sake make sure it's pure aloe vera you have for after and not something with alcohol in!

Bah, sounds like too much farting about. I'll stick to the razor. Think I prefer the danger anyway.

[Harry Squatter]

Do not ever, leave on for longer than 6 minutes.

 

Also for fucks sake make sure it's pure aloe vera you have for after and not something with alcohol in!

And don't ever go swimming the next day either

[Strontium]

[Red Banjo]

As good as the continued addition of quality material to this thread is, I can't be anything but disappointed when I see it bumped around the time when celebs are having nudey pics leaked though icloud.

 

Disappointed I tells ya.

 

One day we will see her glorious jumblats, and that day friends... Well, it might just become a day when life changes forever.

 

Back to praying the hackers discover utopia. One day. Some day. Please tell me it will happen, it will happen right?

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

I would love to lick her armpits.

 

Not to mention her poo-chute.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Porn has definitely introduced me to a world of analingus.

[lifetime fan]

Porn has definitely introduced me to a world of analingus.

So do dirty slags.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Porn has definitely introduced me to a world of analingus.

 

Lovely grilled with some blue cheese and a splash of balsamic.