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Big Trouble in Little China


Unrighteous
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When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

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All I know is, this Lo-Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a Goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with light coming out of his mouth!

 

All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with *light* coming out of his mouth!

 

hahaha! Great minds!

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Amazing film. Jack Burton is the best film character ever. Pure Alpha male. He fights ninjas with lazy ale-house punches and a snide little boot knife. He tough talks ninjas with special powers when he's gettin the shit kicked out of him.

Also, he fucks the fit bird off at the end. A film you can quote endlessly. Everyone should watch it

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