Halloween

[Anubis]

 

Halloween in Wales?

[Guest simon]

sorry

[Carradona]

Bought one of these today for £18.

 

this was fecking brilliant. very good costume. i would reccomend it. 8/10. i was shouting at everyone "thunderbrids are go" and obviously the english girls were loving the costuem and the accent. Excellent tnight.

[Cosmos]

Sigh...fatties are go. Witness, forum, witness. But, but, its a stone cold one that the 'english girls' were a flocking to the mickey hilarity. THEY DRESSED UP!!!! falialarhey, faliarhar. IMMINents

[Cosmos]

But, obviosly, the english girls, obvuislyt. tracy. Weialalal leia

 

Wallalla leialala

[Cosmos]

Obviously.

[Big Ig]

Haha! Go Cosmos you pisshead dribblecunt! ;)

[tokyojoe]

Very strange. Not one knock on the door last night and according to the impending mother in law who lives further down the road they never got as far as her, though they were spotted earlier.

 

Downside was waking up this morning and finding some cunt has got into our back garden and ripped up some tall plants (6ft like) and basically ruined the place.

 

I feel totally demoralised. We're planning on getting a load of things done on the house but I'd had the garden under control, and that's coming from someine who knows fuck all about gardening.

 

I'm letting sream off, but at times like this I think the death penalty should be restored. I have strong suspicions that my walnut IQ neighbour's cunt of a son has something to do with it.

 

Should I take it on the chin, or burn their fucking house down? Advice sought.

[Section_31]

Very strange. Not one knock on the door last night and according to the impending mother in law who lives further down the road they never got as far as her, though they were spotted earlier.

 

Downside was waking up this morning and finding some cunt has got into our back garden and ripped up some tall plants (6ft like) and basically ruined the place.

 

I feel totally demoralised. We're planning on getting a load of things done on the house but I'd had the garden under control, and that's coming from someine who knows fuck all about gardening.

 

I'm letting sream off, but at times like this I think the death penalty should be restored. I have strong suspicions that my walnut IQ neighbour's cunt of a son has something to do with it.

 

Should I take it on the chin, or burn their fucking house down? Advice sought.

 

Shit man now it's all gone

 

[Thants]

Sigh...fatties are go. Witness, forum, witness. But, but, its a stone cold one that the 'english girls' were a flocking to the mickey hilarity. THEY DRESSED UP!!!! falialarhey, faliarhar. IMMINents

 

Thats gonna hurt today.

[Cosmos]

Haha! Go Cosmos you pisshead dribblecunt! ;)

 

Quoting both Wagner and Eliot whilst three sheets? Beat that. Sorry Jesus.

[Unrighteous]

Very strange. Not one knock on the door last night and according to the impending mother in law who lives further down the road they never got as far as her, though they were spotted earlier.

 

Downside was waking up this morning and finding some cunt has got into our back garden and ripped up some tall plants (6ft like) and basically ruined the place.

 

I feel totally demoralised. We're planning on getting a load of things done on the house but I'd had the garden under control, and that's coming from someine who knows fuck all about gardening.

 

I'm letting sream off, but at times like this I think the death penalty should be restored. I have strong suspicions that my walnut IQ neighbour's cunt of a son has something to do with it.

 

Should I take it on the chin, or burn their fucking house down? Advice sought.

 

 

Take a page from Malarkey's book. Don't burn the house down OR take it chin... Eat spicey food all day, combine it with various ales and whatnot, then have the most ridiculously disgusting shite on the bonnet of their car.

[tokyojoe]

Take a page from Malarkey's book. Don't burn the house down OR take it chin... Eat spicey food all day, combine it with various ales and whatnot, then have the most ridiculously disgusting shite on the bonnet of their car.

 

Good idea that.

[Anubis]

Also, while it's cold and dark, piss on their car doorhandles. It'll freeze, then thaw nicely in the morning sun for when they take hold of them.

[tokyojoe]

I really have had a fucking great day.

[Big Ig]

So you shat on the car then?

[tokyojoe]

So you shat on the car then?

 

Not yet, but I've seen idiot father load copper pipe from his works van into his own car a few times. I'll suss the son out over the next few days and then might pop down the road for a chat with his employers.

[neko]

[zigackly]

I am always tempted to have a bucket of water by the door, then if any little buggers ask me trick or treat I can dump it on them and shout "trick".

 

Sadly I never have the balls and give them sweets instead.

[Jairzinho]

Free reign for nonces tonight.

[Joe Le Taxi]

We're going on to this event for tonight and 1 lad is going as Jimmy Savile and the other is wearing a onesie and fake blood and going as Baby P.

 

I think 1 may get slapped

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

We're going on to this event for tonight and 1 lad is going as Jimmy Savile and the other is wearing a onesie and fake blood and going as Baby P.

 

I think 1 may get slapped

 

And rightly so IMO.

[silverlining]

We're going on to this event for tonight and 1 lad is going as Jimmy Savile and the other is wearing a onesie and fake blood and going as Baby P.

 

I think 1 may get slapped

 

Hmmmm. I'm not sure the Baby P idea is really that advisable.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I'm going to a party tonight as a Wereweolf, no costume as such, if anyone asks I'll retort 'It's not a fucking full moon yet is it'.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I need ideas for myself and the nippers. We're going to a party and I haven't even thought about costumes yet.

 

Something in the Janet Jackson range were you thinking Liz ?? obviously there's the timeless tassels aswell, clamps ?? the possibilities are endless.