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On 13/01/2021 at 10:21, Colonel Kurtz said:

Once you get past 55 you live by the adage of never turn the chance to have a pee, never trust a fart and never waste an erection. 

Why do I need to wait until I am 55 for these things? 

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Heard the uncensored version of 'lick my pussy and my crack' for the first time in years recently and the first thing that popped into my head was the hygiene issues involved, I also had the urge to call the police. 

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Being excited by emails from Amazon regarding detailing kits for scale model aircraft. 15 years previous I was travelling up and down the North West as a nightclub DJ.

 

How times have changed.

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22 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Heard the uncensored version of 'lick my pussy and my crack' for the first time in years recently and the first thing that popped into my head was the hygiene issues involved, I also had the urge to call the police. 

Sounds like a chart topper that one!

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6 minutes ago, Preston Red said:

Being excited by emails from Amazon regarding detailing kits for scale model aircraft. 15 years previous I was travelling up and down the North West as a nightclub DJ.

 

How times have changed.

Picture of Ray Von

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1 hour ago, Elite said:

He looks like he's aged about 20 years in a year.

That’s beards for you

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On 13/01/2021 at 03:21, Colonel Kurtz said:

Once you get past 55 you live by the adage of never turn the chance to have a pee, never trust a fart and never waste an erection. 

I tried living by that for a while. Had to give it up, there’s only so many old men’s erections you can help avoid wasting before people start suspecting your orientation. 

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