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The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread


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On 13/01/2021 at 03:21, Colonel Kurtz said:

Once you get past 55 you live by the adage of never turn the chance to have a pee, never trust a fart and never waste an erection. 

I tried living by that for a while. Had to give it up, there’s only so many old men’s erections you can help avoid wasting before people start suspecting your orientation. 

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Seeing (or hearing on various podcasts)  adverts for "manscaping" everywhere at the moment.  Rip off central. If things get a bit too much like Bob Ross's head down there just take a pair of scissors, some shaving cream and a wet razor into the shower and bobs your uncle, old school "manscaping" without the added itch.

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36 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

Seeing (or hearing on various podcasts)  adverts for "manscaping" everywhere at the moment.  Rip off central. If things get a bit too much like Bob Ross's head down there just take a pair of scissors, some shaving cream and a wet razor into the shower and bobs your uncle, old school "manscaping" without the added itch.

Nothing one of those grooming electric razors can't sort out. No1 all over.

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2 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Niurse I know who I've said I'm old enough to be her Dad tells me she's about to hit 40.

 

 

And I still am.

Could be worse tj ,

 

I helped my mrs out with her fudge stall for a few days at the Xmas market last year , and one day a young girl from the next stall said to her ' I love your dad , he had us in stitches yesterday ' I

am only 4 years older.

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Just now, sir roger said:

Could be worse tj ,

 

I helped my mrs out with her fudge stall for a few days at the Xmas market last year , and one day a young girl from the next stall said to her ' I love your dad , he had us in stitches yesterday '.

That must be a euphemism.

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