The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[Grinch]

Six beers last night and I'm sitting here with a busting headache and fatigued. 

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Congratulations, mate. I had you pegged as a great-grandad so you’re already younger in my book. 

Cheeky bastard! And thanks.

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, littletedwest said:

How old are you mate? I'm 39 Mrs is older by ten year. She had her first kid at 17. He is with a girl who had a baby at 14 ( not by him) so I now have a 12 year old who calls me grandad which gets some looks. Just to emphasise we aren't from shameless,stepson and his Mrs run their own recruitment business so we aren't benefit scroungers.

I am a sprightly 53 years young, ted. Had my first kid at 21 and all three of them by the age of 24. Probably would have had more but my kids were all big fuckers,first was over 11lbs and then two around the 9lb mark. Missus said forget that and we've had to wait until my daughter turned 29 for a new addition to our immediate family. 

[KMD7]

Congrats Vlad mate, great news

[VladimirIlyich]

Just now, KMD7 said:

Congrats Vlad mate, great news

Cheers mate.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Negged for listing Britpop bands and omitting Pulp

Fair cop 

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Negged for listing Britpop bands and omitting Pulp

Fair cop 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Fair cop 

 

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Fair cop 

Repped for being so sorry you double posted. 

[easytoslip]

Getting told by the doctor that I done well to video my gammy foot on a link she sent, then getting told its arthritis, gout in the other foot, so now I've got it in hands, arms and foot so that's nice I thought. Feeling chipper. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just had to head and shoulders my eyebrows because of dandruff

[easytoslip]

18 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Just had to head and shoulders my eyebrows because of dandruff

Commander Shore? 

[Elite]

I wasn't sure where to put this but it seems apt for this thread.

 

Does anyone else feel warm inside when they see an old person ponderously walking a comparatively old dog? Both ambling along, fucked by the rigors of life. It's the epitome of companionship by man's best friend.

[littletedwest]

I'm 40 this month. Fucking hell

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, littletedwest said:

I'm 40 this month. Fucking hell

Lucky twat. 

[Mudface]

16 hours ago, Elite said:

I wasn't sure where to put this but it seems apt for this thread.

 

Does anyone else feel warm inside when they see an old person ponderously walking a comparatively old dog? Both ambling along, fucked by the rigors of life. It's the epitome of companionship by man's best friend.

Depends if they're in the way or not.

[VladimirIlyich]

16 hours ago, Elite said:

I wasn't sure where to put this but it seems apt for this thread.

 

Does anyone else feel warm inside when they see an old person ponderously walking a comparatively old dog? Both ambling along, fucked by the rigors of life. It's the epitome of companionship by man's best friend.

Wayne Rooney gets an enormous erection at the thought.

[Evelyn Tentions]

I remember having pissing contests, seeing who could hit the wall highest.

Nowadays, if it wasn't for gravity I'd had problems hitting  the ground

[Herp McDerp]

One of life's greatest joys is going to bed completely fine and waking up having thrown your back out in your sleep. No one told me the decay sets in in yiur thirties ffs.

[Elite]

Just now, Herp McDerp said:

One of life's greatest joys is going to bed completely fine and waking up having thrown your back out in your sleep. No one told me the decay sets in in yiur thirties ffs.

Soon as you hit 30, you start to realise you're fucked.

[Section_31]

When you smell something strange and automatically assume it's you.

[sir roger]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

When you smell something strange and automatically assume it's you.

At least you will know you probably dont have covid 19 though

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, sir roger said:

At least you will know you probably dont have covid 19 though

Unless you can smell metal.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Going from 10 to 30 seemed to be 50 years, going from 30 to 50 felt like 5 years.

[Captain Howdy]

38 minutes ago, Elite said:

Soon as you hit 30, you start to realise you're fucked.

Nah 50 is the decline, I was fit as fuck in my forties but have greatly declined since I hit 50.

[easytoslip]

I've been relatively fit through work, Scaffolding, but started feeling it about 45 ish, struggled with weight though Cider didn't help, now I'm really feeling the effects of graft I did in all weathers through the years