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The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

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1 hour ago, Ginny said:

Some bird in work is all over me. I’m 37 and I reckon she is about 22. I reckon I look about 8 years younger than I am. She’s always messaging me on the office communicator thing. She looks so young. Slim, no fat on her, perfect ass and tits .... someone help me! 

Sounds like she's got a hideous face, concentrate on that.

 

Failing that, imagine her having a gigantic shit everytime you think about her.

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21 hours ago, Ginny said:

Some bird in work is all over me. I’m 37 and I reckon she is about 22. I reckon I look about 8 years younger than I am. She’s always messaging me on the office communicator thing. She looks so young. Slim, no fat on her, perfect ass and tits .... someone help me! 

 

I'll help you mate. Send her my way.

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22 hours ago, Ginny said:

Some bird in work is all over me. I’m 37 and I reckon she is about 22. I reckon I look about 8 years younger than I am. She’s always messaging me on the office communicator thing. She looks so young. Slim, no fat on her, perfect ass and tits .... someone help me! 

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I’ve got a Mrs. If I banged that bird It has the potential to cause a level of drama I probably couldn’t cope with. Work drama as her dad works downstairs in I.T. And the other drama and guilt of my Mrs. Can’t be arsed with all that shit. If I was single then I’d have have hit that already. 

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Whacked my knee on the corner of my mates wooden coffee table this morning. It hurt at the time but went away. Done a bit of walking today as had a job interview and didn't feel a thing. Forgot i'd even done it till I tried to stand up after sitting down for 20 minutes when I got in. Could barely stand back up. Its in fucking agony and all swollen. I used to be able to deal with shit like this but now i'm convinced its gonna need amputating. 

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18 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Whacked my knee on the corner of my mates wooden coffee table this morning. It hurt at the time but went away. Done a bit of walking today as had a job interview and didn't feel a thing. Forgot i'd even done it till I tried to stand up after sitting down for 20 minutes when I got in. Could barely stand back up. Its in fucking agony and all swollen. I used to be able to deal with shit like this but now i'm convinced its gonna need amputating. 

 

Negged. Pussy. 

 

This is getting old...

 

 

 

 

 

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