The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[littletedwest]

When you go on a forum and people your age are concerned about the cost of burial plots

[Rico1304]

I'm 43 in 119 minutes.

[General Dryness]

Calling her indoors the ball and chain.

 

Calling your trouble and strife "her indoors".

[chris71]

It's not wrong it's a seriously bad film. Badly written, badly performed and now after 19 years it looks bad too. It's only a guilty pleasure if incredibly cliched corny shite on every level gives you pleasure. I just found it annoyed me and I watched it less than an hour ago. It's like if war of the worlds was written by the two shooters from the columbine massacre.

Finding out Independence day is 19years old. Fucking hell.

[General Dryness]

I'm 43 in 119 minutes.

 

You're nearly old enough to stink of piss and get away with it.

 

I'm 41 next birthday, but thats over two months away Grandad.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Not giving a fuck what anyone else thinks.

 

Fuck em.

[General Dryness]

Not giving a fuck what anyone else thinks.

 

Fuck em.

 

This is still a slight downfall for me, but its getting better every year i.e. the older I get, the less of a fuck I give.

[Rico1304]

You're nearly old enough to stink of piss and get away with it.

 

I'm 41 next birthday, but thats over two months away Grandad.

Correct. And I can't add up.

[General Dryness]

Correct. And I can't add up.

 

How many minutes is it then?

[Rico1304]

1 less than I said at the time...I'm blaming old age.

 

87 now...

[Section_31]

Went on a stag do on Saturday and spent all day, literally all day yesterday in bed spewing up, 26 hours in the sack, still feel fucked now. Town doesn't just piss me off these days, it actually scares me, it's cold, it's dark, it's brutal. I want to curl up on a couch with a packet of pistachio nuts and watch telly. 

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[Total Longo]

That bad, mate?

[setreal]

Günter Grass dying. Sad day.

[stringvest]

Christ.  I'm terrified about what might happen to me when I get to your age Mark.

[Section_31]

I genuinely think I've got some sort of part time liver, about twice a year it happens to me, I'll be bed bound after a night out and painting the walls with bile. 

[Total Longo]

Internally "tutting" at teenagers necking on the train.

[manwiththestick]

Internally tutting and then getting a bone on.

[Rico1304]

Just got talking to a bloke in a restaurant, he is a wine supplier to the chain (Hawksmoor), obviously loaded and a Liverpool fan. He's off to the game tonight and on the piss until he gets the train over. He asked if I wanted to stay on the booze with him...I turned it down because of the hangover.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Fucking hell, a bunch of fucking lightweight whoppers on this thread.

 

I drink like there's no tomorrow...cos at my age, there very well may not be.

[old skool tom]

I consistently been getting groin strains in morning lately...... Running to catch bus for work

 

 

We'll I say running,more of an accelerated walk before I break into a jog

[Remmie]

I consistently been getting groin strains in morning lately...... Running to catch bus for work

 

 

We'll I say running,more of an accelerated walk before I break into a jog

Runwanking?

[stringvest]

Runwanking?

 

Is that a thing Rem?